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Definitions by Krkič

note: the real crisis is not now. now is post-crisis. now we find ways to cope, we struggle with new situations. what led us here was crisis. negativity. wrong doing. self neglect. hate. hate for the self and hate for our species and hate for our environment.
now is post crisis. now is new.
You are not my crisis. You are my goal.
crisis by Krkič May 11, 2020

varry batt 

what the lovely kebab shop lady says when you ask her how shes been
Hiya. Long time no see. Hows it going?
- Bismillah. varry batt sweetie, varry batt. In allahs hands our lives are. Kebab durum with chips, sweetie?
varry batt by Krkič May 10, 2020

flitched 

Im flitched because nothing is going my way, im stuck, cannot study or work, exhausted, worried, under the same roof with my expartner, angry, sad. and you coming at me with these things, you who i adore so much, just put the boot into me.
flitched by Krkič May 8, 2020
to judge people's lives from reading UD definitions. lol.
to form an opinion about somebody based on what you think is happening rather than going that mile and ask them personally. Them. Them. Them.
(to) spimp
spimp by Krkič May 8, 2020
Yla is a shy girl and a confident woman who sits down on your hard cock and does yoga moves. She will teach you "the butter spread", "the moany swan" and "the ecstatic static" among others.
Yla will only teach one person per life.
"Yla came by and did a "shake the snake".
"She must love you then."
Yla by Krkič May 7, 2020
Rooshvas are noticed immediately because of their height, hair, face and curves. It can get somewhat uncomfortable, being "seen" like that, having to expose your physique, not being able to hide it or ask to be perceived spiritually or mentally or you know.

Rooshvas have had a rough past. The hurt smoothed out their edges considerably adding to their humility. Early experiments with vanity and pride have led to their rather casual, tomboyish appearance of today. Rooshvas consider natural looks a true luxury.
They love their family. A lot. Its a very close bond. Rooshvas' weakness: an extremely difficult relationship with siblings. Broken communication, secrets, distrust, but also pity. They are super good with children of all ages. They enjoy their company and their wild brains and hearts.
Rooshvas make very committing, very loyal and caring partners. If you treat them wrong it will take them ages to let you go because they believe in you so much. But do not worry, they might be rocks but they're not stupid. Rooshvas are well behaved in public, and, a little not in private. So if you get bored with them, you're the one to blame.
Rooshva by Krkič May 6, 2020