tma

= the morning after

literal use: waking up after an eventful day or night

figurative use: the moment reason hits you, understanding a situation
"I had my tma about mutual respect, adoration, gentleness in a relationship. Society has gone so hardcore in every way that we must unlearn the way we treat our loved ones. Desperation is a thing, we're translating our ill hopes into aggression."
by Krkič June 16, 2019
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champion

where were we?
- confidence, insecurity
right. so telling you what you don't believe about yourself does not work?
- like?
like telling you how i see you, your beauty through my eyes. would that help in the long run. constantly reminding you of that
- no
then tell me what you need to be free of that self-harm. enough of this self-slaughter. its enough for everybody. we've had enough of these constant lessons in self-hate. and i can say this because im the fucking champion!!
by Krkič August 21, 2019
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bubble

I do feel angry too
very angry
because i cannot change anything at this very moment
so i put up with it silently
knowing that my only chance lies in surviving whats ahead
to then burst the bubble
thats been keeping me numb.
by Krkič March 27, 2020
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John

a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.
John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
by Krkič February 04, 2020
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Crispin

thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?
I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.
by Krkič September 17, 2019
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tinderless

everybody around you has disappeared off to Tinder while you stick to your old, romantic belief that good things happen differently.
"i am tinderless. i want to be with you"
by Krkič August 25, 2019
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bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students
him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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