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Good moaning!
Scrambled legs and a cup of me?
some good sleepy head or buttered head?
Cum, lets hide under the blanket for a bit until the wolves are gone.
Scrambled legs and a cup of me?
some good sleepy head or buttered head?
Cum, lets hide under the blanket for a bit until the wolves are gone.
by Krkič November 17, 2020
if we were sitting in the kitchen now we would act mannered and polite
we would not give each other names
you would not call me names (what were they again?)
and thus, accidentally, the definition of cyberbullying is put on the table.
we would not give each other names
you would not call me names (what were they again?)
and thus, accidentally, the definition of cyberbullying is put on the table.
by Krkič December 07, 2019
Please give me money so i can pay the rent.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.
"Hi, i want the job. Please take me. I can do anything and will be good, too."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."
by Krkič May 05, 2020
by Krkič February 19, 2019
Do you think it is naive to speak my open heart, sweet knight? Because it might be betrayed by some dull, carefree creature of the night? Because it can be lulled into believing some word of art?
Tell me, sweet Gent, if it cannot be so that to be naive would not exclude to sense a lie? Because the heart is open and its rays do touch a work of love and knows. It just does know. Or will know in time.
Tell me, sweet Gent, if it cannot be so that to be naive would not exclude to sense a lie? Because the heart is open and its rays do touch a work of love and knows. It just does know. Or will know in time.
by Krkič April 22, 2019
Hiya. Long time no see. Hows it going?
- Bismillah. varry batt sweetie, varry batt. In allahs hands our lives are. Kebab durum with chips, sweetie?
- Bismillah. varry batt sweetie, varry batt. In allahs hands our lives are. Kebab durum with chips, sweetie?
by Krkič May 10, 2020