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guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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neutral

to history-neutral ground.
by Krkič June 20, 2019
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Sly

today i heard my daughter sing She loves you. And i thought Shit, she knows, too.
Sly
by Krkič February 15, 2020
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connect

while the invisible enemy is raging outside families and friendly entities are recollecting themselves, digitally sharing stories, memories around an abstract christmas tree (distance tree)
John, we usually don't find the time to do this. Tell me about your last 20 years. Tell me about your family, everyone, their names and how you connect. Tell me about your friends and what you like to do.
by Krkič March 29, 2020
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tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!
"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"
by Krkič December 11, 2019
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undepressed

when you fall in love with a depressed person and then they get better and become super annoying, unbearable.
Honey pie, please don't ever get undepressed. I couldnt handle that.
by Krkič December 17, 2020
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hoha

i almost lose it when i am held by your friendly flesh but do you want to hoha?
by Krkič November 4, 2020
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