hag-lag

to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.
"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."
by Krkič March 28, 2021
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super clingy

when your day has been just right and you start feeling chatty for your crush as the moon appears.
"hey, feel like a glass of wine on the balcony or a bavarian beer down at the river? I'm all goody moody and super clingy. like i could literally sit in your hair!"
by Krkič April 25, 2019
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waves

Hi. I have been worried again these last days.

I try to eat well, havent worked out though since quarantine.
Miss my parents, my sister's out doing whatever (clueless), miss my friends.
Can't shake it off, the bad thoughts, mortality rates here, second and third waves there. driving me crazy.
by Krkič March 31, 2020
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ibs

irritable bowel syndrome (ibs) is highly embarrassing for those affected.
the slightest change of diet or sign of stress can cause immense shame, anxiety.
If you know someone who suffers from ibs reach out, show them you value their personality, tell them you will never judge them on their shit.
"honey, hows your ibs doing these days? you know i don't give a shit about your shit. lets have a funky shower and lie down now. what do you say?"
by Krkič October 31, 2020
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wait

by Krkič November 10, 2019
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Yla

Yla is a shy girl and a confident woman who sits down on your hard cock and does yoga moves. She will teach you "the butter spread", "the moany swan" and "the ecstatic static" among others.
Yla will only teach one person per life.
"Yla came by and did a "shake the snake".
"She must love you then."
by Krkič May 07, 2020
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Cheb

His most outstanding quality: your loyalty! Let me explain. Cheb's love is not for everyone, if you're not everyone you will be showered with Cheb's love. If you're loved by Cheb you will know and you will feel safe. Feeling safe makes you loyal if you're not everyone. Do you know what i mean? Your loyalty will then signal Cheb that its ok to be loyal to you. And this is where true bliss begins. Two people being loyal through miles, hours, phases, powers. Cheb, you're doing this to me and because this is special all i have to offer is ♡. The ♡ don't go two, three, four ways. It goes one way, one path, one goal, one love.
Cheb held my hand when i was scared.

Cheb loves my daughter like she was his own.

Cheb makes me feel good about myself. I want to make him feel good about himself.
by Krkič November 11, 2020
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