Kristina's definitions

Sorostitute

A cross between sorority girl and prostitute. Sorority girls have a reputation of being permiscuous adn this word helps to describe an especially slutty looking group of girls.

The sororstitutes were walking down the street in drones.

by Kristina December 18, 2004

Yawk

The G33k version of a "yawn".

Also known as a really funny typo.

"I'm so tired *yawks*"

by Kristina April 12, 2005

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff is a whole, slut and a telentless bitch.. She pretty much ruined any movie she was in by her stupid preppy, blonde, bitchy personality. Her TV show was the worst thing EVER AIRED ON TV and even thought i have never and will never see the movie, i'm sure it was just as horrible. She can't sing, can't act and when she "dances" she looks like she's having a seizure.
She plays all innocent 1 minute, than shes "punk" the next. Theres no way in hell Joel would have ever gone out with her.
She should crawl in a hole and die.
BURN IN HELL DUFF!

She was caught lip synching. she's an ugly whore. for all the girls who say shes pretty, SHES FUCKING LOADING HER FACE WITH A TON OF MAKEUP EACH DAY WITH A FUCKING SHOVEL! GET A NEW FUCKING ROLE MODEL!
she sounds like a constipated goat *thats an insult to the goat*

by Kristina February 23, 2005

a7x

A7X is short for Avenged Sevenfold the band that clashes metal and punk into one awesome fucking sound. The cool thing about this band is they can play on ozzfest or the warped tour, either way they fit in. I would prefer them to be on ozzfest, but oh well. Their new cd, Waking The Fallen, sounds more nu metal than punk..I think anyways. People may not like them because of the fact that they are clashing two different types of music...if they don't like a7x then fuck them.

I saw a7x on the warped tour last night and they kicked major ass!!

by Kristina June 27, 2004

Smoochka

Someone who is acting like a bitch.

Jenny stole my man, that Smoochka.

by Kristina April 24, 2004

white picket fence

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

by Kristina June 18, 2006

high times

the act of being high off any drug. mainly weed.

"Man, i'm so stressed, i gotta be in high times right now or i'ma go crazy!"

by kristina April 12, 2005