Definitions by Kristin
german-cruncher
A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.
Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.
german-cruncher by Kristin May 13, 2005
lil flip
The finest light skinned dude in this rap game.He is tha screwed up king. Shit and u better know it.