happier than a pig in shit

ridiculously happy. Pigs cool off by rolling around in the mud, so maybe shit is the same way.

She was happier than a pig in shit when she saw Bobby.

by kristin May 16, 2004

laidies

people who are girls

my laidies and i are the best

by kristin June 03, 2004

eating cheetos

to masturbate, works for male or females

I am about to go eat some cheetos.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

boo

Adj. to feel sad or unhappy, N. a sad or unhappy person, Intj. a statement of unhappiness

Adj. I'm feeling very boo today.
N. You're such a boo.
Intj. Boo! (not a scary fast boo but a long drawn out unhappy yet loud boo)

by Kristin October 08, 2001

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

why

Something no one will ever really know.

why am i the way i am

by Kristin January 10, 2004

mad bull

when a guy is given head, the guy takes your head and shoves it all the way down, cums and it cums out of your nose

I almost choked from that mad bull last night. That shit went straight to my lungs.

by Kristin October 31, 2004