Kristin's definitions

Platano

Used to describe a Dominicans dick since they are pretty well known for the "big cocks" or "mandingos"

"Damn ashley, you know Moisse has a platano?"

by kristin April 5, 2005

loken

To smoke a blunt and chill afterwards.

That la la la i be smokin, be gettin me right i be loking, them bullshit trees you be rollin, barely give you a buzz, me i get high.......50 Cent on his "Get Rich Or Die Trying." album

by kristin April 5, 2005

Tom "Grand Masta Flame" DeLonge

Guitarist/Singer of the band Blink 182. Tom is crazy in love with Mark Hoppus.

"Wow, did you hear Tom "Grand Masta Flame" Delonge talk about how great Mark is in bed at that concert?"

by Kristin March 21, 2005

assmoogle

The term "moogle" is derived from the latin "moogalotopiaism" means "object that dingles, often times a berry". The term ass refers to... do you really have to ask?

Brad has an assmoogle on his nose!!!! (how did that get there?)

Does anybody have a kleenex? Pesky assmoogle...

*pfft* assmoogle!

by Kristin March 4, 2005

Barnesology

The practice of being a jock sniffing,Oakley wearing,name dropping,Outfield loving,Denali driving,Glavine blowing,acne squeezing, tennis hack, radio DJ,bad actor wannabe.

Steve Barnes of 92.9DAVEFM in Atlanta

by Kristin January 13, 2005

white squal

two in the pink one in the stink. similar to the shocker.

richard love to give his dates the white squal. that sick freak!

by Kristin January 5, 2005

hokamama

A girl who tries to be stylish, but it comes out hokey/lame/corny

"You ain't nothin' but a stupid hokamama."

by Kristin January 3, 2005