Kristen's definitions
Get the Petzmug. To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.
"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."
by Kristen December 3, 2003
Get the cop a feelmug. A four-stringed instrument with two "f holes" cut into the top to release the sound. Used to play or accompany a wide variety of music, from classical to techno, and even rock.
by Kristen August 10, 2003
Get the violinmug. Waldo. A small town outside Gainesville, Florida. There's nothing there except swamp, some livestock, and a flea market. the town's only source of income is speeding tickets. You have to keep a careful eye on the bouncing limit, and the police on every corner. The highway running through it is the 305, otherwise known as Waldo Rd. this stretch of 305 is nationally recognized as the worst place for speeding tickets.
-hey dude will you take me to the jacksonville airport?
-yeah dude, what is it like two hours?
-it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.
-yeah dude, what is it like two hours?
-it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.
by kristen January 13, 2005
Get the waldomug. A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.
Kristen has Schoolitis!
by Kristen April 18, 2005
Get the schooliitismug. by kristen February 14, 2004
Get the The Forcemug. by kristen January 22, 2005
Get the gribbeshmug.