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Dork

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.
"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."
by Kristen December 1, 2003
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birthday

by kristen October 23, 2003
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sell out

Someone who chooses to fuck you over for a stupid ass reason. (EX. girlfriend, boyfriend, work, family)
You're gonna sell out for that stupid bitch!!!!
Where is my bottle Of Crown you fucking sell out!!!
by Kristen August 6, 2003
mugGet the sell outmug.

Brittni emery

This is britts best friend the person who is saying that there name is
-person should go screw your dad kas you know none of that is true and im sure the rreason why your saying that is kas you dont have any friends or anyone else to tell your feelings to. and just to let you know "-person" brittni is the best friend anyone could ask for so dont be dissin her biotch! so suck on that, iyi iyi iyi iyia <mean girls>!
bad friend: i hate that girl brittni emery she should die
good friend (me): shut the hell up you look like a man and your a lesbian dont talk like that its not healthy.
bad friend: your not healthy your fat
good friend: id rather be fat then look like a man and be a lesbian like you! so suck on that iyi iyi iyi iyi iyia!
by kristen April 2, 2005
mugGet the Brittni emerymug.

fuck that shit

The new, hip, slightly more vulgar way of saying "no way jose".
"Go to detroit without my ak47!? FUCK THAT SHIT!"
by Kristen December 1, 2003
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cop a feel

To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.
"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."
by Kristen December 3, 2003
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Signals of Sexual Frustration

The various signals one sends off, whether it be consiously or subconsiously, when they are sexually repressed. Some signals of sexual frustration may include: frequent moodiness, over-eating, being easily excited, trouble paying attention, etc...
"The way her eyes kept wandering from my face to my package, were a good signal that she was sexually frustrated."
by Kristen December 1, 2003
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