Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.
by Kripos July 17, 2021
Get the hjørnet barmug. This place all the old people from big dick village» kvisvik» go to relax before they get heart attach and they have a bar there who close right before people are stsrting to have fun, thay also make fire place on top of a clip to denonstrate that they want to be driving drunk around the village to kill dear and cats
by Kripos June 24, 2021
Get the øydegardmug. Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
by Kripos August 1, 2021
Get the kristiansund parkeringmug. 
Get the kvisvikmug. Storpillebygda
by Kripos June 6, 2021
Get the straumsnesmug. The well fare mountain!!!! All of the mongoloids and people on well fare is loving this mountain, they are building stareway in stone for them now so they can see plaines arriving to kristiansund. Also mongoloids are having sex with ramdom people at the start of the enjoyable journey to well fare mountain. if you come to kristiansund and dont like this place you can just go to NAV
by Kripos August 1, 2021
Get the kvernbergetmug. Rosenberge verft is all about eating crispy bread and look at pipes, and also drink beer on a bench outside camp because the old bosses in rosenberge company is jealous about beer drinking because their wifes want let them, also people go around and scream on swedish korwa korwa, because they like sausage so mutch
Rosenberg verft korwa korwa
by Kripos June 28, 2021
Get the rosenberg verftmug.