4 service

4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.
Im scared of 4 service
by Kripos October 20, 2021
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kvernberget

The well fare mountain!!!! All of the mongoloids and people on well fare is loving this mountain, they are building stareway in stone for them now so they can see plaines arriving to kristiansund. Also mongoloids are having sex with ramdom people at the start of the enjoyable journey to well fare mountain. if you come to kristiansund and dont like this place you can just go to NAV
Kvernberget#Im horny where should i go…..come with me to well fare mountain#
by Kripos August 01, 2021
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brønnøysund

People who live here takes long hot showers to practise to burn in hell
Hey satan, im from brønnøysund and im happy to meet you, i masturbated to mutch on eartht and i want to burn in hell for ever
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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averøy

Averøy is the place where they throw fish at each other and drink brandy before it is finished burning ,. the bus drivers do not go to work until they have drunk 6 beers. the highway is made for drunk driving and they like eggs and sausage
Averøy-Bus driver i a good guy if he is drunk
by Kripos June 27, 2021
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rosenberg maingate

a place where they hand out sausage and bread to Polish employees who go without panties, they watch a lot of porn on the tv screen while the sausages are cooking, also they need 3 minutes of education to get permission and open the gate. once a Polish worker died of overeating sausage. it is his own fault when he walked around and shouted korwa korwa which means sausage in Swedish. when a Swedish guard was sitting there stuffing too much sausage into him
Hey your at rosenberg maingate now, i can hear you want sausage
by Kripos July 04, 2021
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hjørnet bar

Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.
#hjørnet bar# pølse# ass
by Kripos July 17, 2021
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øydegard

This place all the old people from big dick village» kvisvik» go to relax before they get heart attach and they have a bar there who close right before people are stsrting to have fun, thay also make fire place on top of a clip to denonstrate that they want to be driving drunk around the village to kill dear and cats
Øydegard ohh fuck i want to go there and kill som cats
by Kripos June 24, 2021
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