Definitions by Kripos

averøy 

Averøy is the place where they throw fish at each other and drink brandy before it is finished burning ,. the bus drivers do not go to work until they have drunk 6 beers. the highway is made for drunk driving and they like eggs and sausage

Averøy-Bus driver i a good guy if he is drunk

averøy by Kripos June 27, 2021

øydegard 

This place all the old people from big dick village» kvisvik» go to relax before they get heart attach and they have a bar there who close right before people are stsrting to have fun, thay also make fire place on top of a clip to denonstrate that they want to be driving drunk around the village to kill dear and cats

Øydegard ohh fuck i want to go there and kill som cats

øydegard by Kripos June 24, 2021

kvisvik 

One word to this descripe this place-analsex og øldrekking

Hey drunk you want your asshole to be opened in kvisvik

kvisvik by Kripos June 24, 2021

kvernberget flyplass 

The slowest airport in norway, the plains are rude enough to land at lunch time for workers at airport and the workers have to serve people who is waiting for luggage. And after this extremely hectic day the workers get wellfare and go home and knocks their wife unconscious and drink beers

Hey, kvernberget flyplass is a shity place to work, lets go home and hit our ladies

kvernberget flyplass by Kripos June 12, 2021

brønnøysund 

People who live here takes long hot showers to practise to burn in hell

Hey satan, im from brønnøysund and im happy to meet you, i masturbated to mutch on eartht and i want to burn in hell for ever

brønnøysund by Kripos June 12, 2021

bergsøya

The island where they invented shiting everywhere, have to be carefull when driving car there because its shit everywhere,

go to hell or go to bergsøya

bergsøya by Kripos June 12, 2021

tingvoll 

Tingvoll is a place where everyone have had sex with the doctor and are on wellfare, and they also eat ass. After a good fighting party all the people with brain cells went to live in straumsnes and live happily after.

Tingvoll, do they have doctor there?? Im horny and want wellfare

tingvoll by Kripos June 12, 2021