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averøy

Averøy is the place where they throw fish at each other and drink brandy before it is finished burning ,. the bus drivers do not go to work until they have drunk 6 beers. the highway is made for drunk driving and they like eggs and sausage
Averøy-Bus driver i a good guy if he is drunk
by Kripos June 27, 2021
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øydegard

This place all the old people from big dick village» kvisvik» go to relax before they get heart attach and they have a bar there who close right before people are stsrting to have fun, thay also make fire place on top of a clip to denonstrate that they want to be driving drunk around the village to kill dear and cats
Øydegard ohh fuck i want to go there and kill som cats
by Kripos June 24, 2021
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kvisvik

One word to this descripe this place-analsex og øldrekking
Hey drunk you want your asshole to be opened in kvisvik
by Kripos June 24, 2021
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kvernberget flyplass

The slowest airport in norway, the plains are rude enough to land at lunch time for workers at airport and the workers have to serve people who is waiting for luggage. And after this extremely hectic day the workers get wellfare and go home and knocks their wife unconscious and drink beers
Hey, kvernberget flyplass is a shity place to work, lets go home and hit our ladies
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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brønnøysund

People who live here takes long hot showers to practise to burn in hell
Hey satan, im from brønnøysund and im happy to meet you, i masturbated to mutch on eartht and i want to burn in hell for ever
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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bergsøya

The island where they invented shiting everywhere, have to be carefull when driving car there because its shit everywhere,
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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tingvoll

Tingvoll is a place where everyone have had sex with the doctor and are on wellfare, and they also eat ass. After a good fighting party all the people with brain cells went to live in straumsnes and live happily after.
Tingvoll, do they have doctor there?? Im horny and want wellfare
by Kripos June 12, 2021
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