When someone is so tired that they continually nod off during conversation, OR they are just really tired in general.
by kr1574 July 23, 2009
"Fat" in Turkish, yet also "gay" backwards. Therefore, yaG can stand for either fat, or gay, or both. Amazing.
by kr1574 August 10, 2009
Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.
by kr1574 July 02, 2009
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
by Kr1574 October 17, 2008
The bootylicious chocolate girl's boyfriend pounded her over and over again doggiestyle with his juicy, hefty mcsausage. After he squirted his mcjizz all over her, he left, as he had to be at McDonald's for work at 6 AM.
by Kr1574 June 28, 2011
A guy who wants to be a player but sucks at playing girls. He usually tries way too hard often to no success to attract the ladies and is a total pussball. He uses cheesy-ass pickup lines and tries to sweet talk girls into wanting to get with him with phrases that sound like he copped them out of a bad 90's pop song.
Also usually a complete, total idiot.
P.S. A real player makes it seem effortless, and is only corny when necessary.
Also usually a complete, total idiot.
P.S. A real player makes it seem effortless, and is only corny when necessary.
This pathetic fool (Over text messages):
"Trust me baby, ull get alot of pleasure outa me, ull never want me to go home"
"Pleasure, but baby u dont have to worry, how can i say this... Umm u call the shots, il be here to care, love, and anything u want, as long as u want it, if u want something u got it, if u dont i dont go no farther, U have my promise"
"I wont let u down beautiful. I care for hearts, i dont break'em, and im true to my word, im not like other guys, i dont think women are just things to hump, i respect women and have no problem doin so."
Me: Goodnight, good luck with high school. (I just graduated, this idiot's a Junior)
Him: "Hahaha thanks baby, so are u really into me?"
"Cuz baby, im really diggin u"
"Goodnight babygirl"
"XOXOXO"
"Goodmorning hun"
*I ignore him*
"Hey baby"
"I really like u kr1574... I really do, and i wana treat u right, and if i have to wait i will. I wana see u, but i do have to work, lets make a date, sunday, just u and me, and il treat u. I wana show u im ur type of guy."
Me: "Frankly i dont think we should. Your not my type of guy."
Him: "Wat u mean?"
"..."
Me: "Your not strong enough to handle a girl like me"
Him: "Yes i am! I can prove it! Just give me the chance"
"Just trust me, i can handle u, trust me"
Me: "Well i have seen you w that other bitch so you should be fine"
Him: "Shes not my type, and she lies too much. Please just give me the chance, id surprise u"
Me: "I will think about it"
Him: "Im full of surprises, i wont let u down baby,"
Me: "Thats what im talkin about. I dont like the sweet talking. Its not a game to me. And you said that to me the other night so your not very surprising."
Him: "Its not a game to me. I want u, i want ur body, i wana get with u."
"So lets rock it baby, lemme blow ur mind"
"Hey"
Aka THIS WILL DISGUST A WOMAN AND SCARE HER AWAY AND MAKE HER HATE YOU.
Especially if she tells you to stop saying cheesy-ass shit to her and you continue to do so with Nsync lyrics! WTF!
I wanted to bitch this wannabe player out, but if I opened my mouth, the meanest things ever would have poured out because I have so much to bitch at him about!
Guys: Keep it to a minimum, for real!
"Trust me baby, ull get alot of pleasure outa me, ull never want me to go home"
"Pleasure, but baby u dont have to worry, how can i say this... Umm u call the shots, il be here to care, love, and anything u want, as long as u want it, if u want something u got it, if u dont i dont go no farther, U have my promise"
"I wont let u down beautiful. I care for hearts, i dont break'em, and im true to my word, im not like other guys, i dont think women are just things to hump, i respect women and have no problem doin so."
Me: Goodnight, good luck with high school. (I just graduated, this idiot's a Junior)
Him: "Hahaha thanks baby, so are u really into me?"
"Cuz baby, im really diggin u"
"Goodnight babygirl"
"XOXOXO"
"Goodmorning hun"
*I ignore him*
"Hey baby"
"I really like u kr1574... I really do, and i wana treat u right, and if i have to wait i will. I wana see u, but i do have to work, lets make a date, sunday, just u and me, and il treat u. I wana show u im ur type of guy."
Me: "Frankly i dont think we should. Your not my type of guy."
Him: "Wat u mean?"
"..."
Me: "Your not strong enough to handle a girl like me"
Him: "Yes i am! I can prove it! Just give me the chance"
"Just trust me, i can handle u, trust me"
Me: "Well i have seen you w that other bitch so you should be fine"
Him: "Shes not my type, and she lies too much. Please just give me the chance, id surprise u"
Me: "I will think about it"
Him: "Im full of surprises, i wont let u down baby,"
Me: "Thats what im talkin about. I dont like the sweet talking. Its not a game to me. And you said that to me the other night so your not very surprising."
Him: "Its not a game to me. I want u, i want ur body, i wana get with u."
"So lets rock it baby, lemme blow ur mind"
"Hey"
Aka THIS WILL DISGUST A WOMAN AND SCARE HER AWAY AND MAKE HER HATE YOU.
Especially if she tells you to stop saying cheesy-ass shit to her and you continue to do so with Nsync lyrics! WTF!
I wanted to bitch this wannabe player out, but if I opened my mouth, the meanest things ever would have poured out because I have so much to bitch at him about!
Guys: Keep it to a minimum, for real!
by kr1574 July 02, 2009
by Kr1574 July 21, 2008