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The main phone used in a McDonald's restaurant. It is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. Therefore, every McDonald's employee must have their own cell phone.
McDonald's Manager: Damnit! Where's the phone?! I can hear it ringing! WHO USED IT LAST?!
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.
McPhone by Kr1574 August 11, 2008
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MePhone4 

MePhone4 is a host of the show "Inanimate Insanity".
MePhone4 makes me so horny.
MePhone4 by Zuri_Smiler August 8, 2023
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An Inanimate, but personified version of an IPhone, created by Steve Cobs from Meople. Referenced in Inanimate Insanity.
4? As in MePhone 4?” - Steve Cobs (Inanimate Insanity)
MePhone by Creative Casey November 16, 2020
The dude who is definetly HOT and really good in da bedroom. He says he with you and only you but in reality, he is just using you and lying out his ass to you.
He will wine and dine you--OOOPS he forgot his wallet and he take care of it when you get home. He professes his LOVE for you and swears all the other chicks are just friendS.
All the while, they each think they are his only woman. McHoney is definetly a nice dude to look at but he just like playing with fire. He will burn you and damn it hurts!!!
Foxy: I think I jus met "the one"!!!
LeeLee: Just make sure he isn't a McHoney.
McHoney by YumYums3 April 3, 2009

MePhone2G 

Nonexistent character from the web series Inanimate Insanity, that could be based on the first iPhone that Apple has ever released, the iPhone 2G.
We won't see the character MePhone2G, everyone knows he doesn't even exist!
MePhone2G by Ryan900USAYT August 13, 2023

MePhone3GS 

A minor Inanimate Insanity character appeared in EP13&EP14 of Season 2. Was created by Steve Cobs, Meeple Inc. and is incredibly terrified of his mention. One of the few first MePhone models ever created and is clearly outdated by the new Company's standards. Currently remains in the storage closet of the Meeple Headquarters among other "unsuccessful creations" and is deactivated/turned off. Not much spoken about him in the series as well
MePhone3GS is my favourite character and I literally go feral everytime I see him. PLEASE THERE BE MORE CONTENT OF HIM!!!
MePhone3GS by LiteralFroggy October 11, 2023

Muted mephone4 

Muted MePhone4 is a form of Mephone4, the host of the hit show Inanimate Insanity. Muted Mephone4 appears in Season 3 Episode 18 and onward of Inanimate Insanity Invitational.

Muted MePhone4 Is categorized as a VIBRATOR📳📳📳📳📳. His object species is a VIBRATOR 📳📳📳📳📳📳.
I am using my Muted Mephone4. 📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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