Definitions by Kr1574

The Metal 

A music genre that can never be destroyed.

Tenacious D- "You can't kill the metal. The metal will live on. Punk rock tried to kill the metal, but they failed, as they were SMASHED to the ground!"

The Metal by Kr1574 August 15, 2008

Sky 

An oppressive blue mass.

"Gaah, the sky is so so opressive and blue!"
- My sister mimicking my whining mother.

Sky by Kr1574 August 11, 2008

McPhone 

The main phone used in a McDonald's restaurant. It is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. Therefore, every McDonald's employee must have their own cell phone.

McDonald's Manager: Damnit! Where's the phone?! I can hear it ringing! WHO USED IT LAST?!
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.

McPhone by Kr1574 August 11, 2008