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shit wankered 

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.
Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.
shit wankered by Steven Bell April 8, 2008

Shit Walked 

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.
Shit Walked by MalleableP October 29, 2022

a ass shit konkey wacker 

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.
my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker

A very horny man on steroids.
Man he is such a dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker kind of guy.

shitwalker 

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.
Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!
shitwalker by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015

Shitwankery 

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at
I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise