Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Koplover89

Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

Bert by Koplover89 March 8, 2019

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Jumped in for a nine and three quater

I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron

Cockwartz by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

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Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

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1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

Snookered by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

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Going down on a girl and there being tissue stuck on the lips of the cunt

Hey eric I went down on this gal last night and she had cuntclump 🤔🤔

Cuntclump by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

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