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Definitions by Koplover89

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble
Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.
Bert by Koplover89 March 8, 2019

Cockwartz 

Jumped in for a nine and three quater
I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron
Cockwartz by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

Fapsturbating 

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.
Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment
Fapsturbating by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

Snookered 

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered
Snookered by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

Cuntclump 

Going down on a girl and there being tissue stuck on the lips of the cunt
Hey eric I went down on this gal last night and she had cuntclump 🤔🤔
Cuntclump by Koplover89 September 4, 2018