Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

by Koplover89 March 08, 2019

Cockwartz

Jumped in for a nine and three quater

I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron

by Koplover89 September 05, 2018

Cuntclump

Going down on a girl and there being tissue stuck on the lips of the cunt

Hey eric I went down on this gal last night and she had cuntclump 🤔🤔

by Koplover89 September 04, 2018

Fapsturbating

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

by Koplover89 September 05, 2018

Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 04, 2018