Kooper113's definitions

deoxys

A cheap ripoff of Mewtwo. I mean, they both come from space.. And.. Um... Wait, no they don't... Uhh... Shit... They're uh.... Both are psychic! But Mewtwo came first! What a rip off!!!

"Mewtwo has gone through Mako Energy. Deoxys is a little bitch from space. Mewtwo wins."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Zoro

A cool swordsman who uses three swords. Don't even bother trying to fight him, you'll lose. I mean it. What? What cheese? I have no idea what you're talking about.

"Zoro has three swords... He can also kill people who ride on little wheel things... And clowns... And stuff... He's cool."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Luigi

Always within his older brothers shadow, Luigi is always "Player #2." He likes long walks on the beach, his hat hand washed, and brutally murdering mutant turtle dragons. He'd do anything to get into the spotlight for just once.

"It's-a me, a-Luigiiiiiii!!!!!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003

Igniz

He is not lovable. I fuckin hate him... He is, by far, the hardest bullshit I've ever gone through. Untill I figured out that stupid-ass pattern. I hate you, I hate you Igniz!!! Also known as Alucard with God powers. Seriously, do a google image search or something.

"Alucard = Igniz"
"He is really easy. Seriously."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Monkey D Luffy

That guy who can kick your ass anyday when he feels like it/when he's not hungry(never)/make fun of him/make fun of his friends/pee in his eye.

Oh, and he'll become king of the pirates. Don't belive me? Go ask the 500+ people who's ass he kicked.

"Shit, I wanted to become king of the pirates, then Luffy totally just shoved a wooden board up my ass."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Space Invader

A spaceshit that always travels in groups with up to two other kids of ships. They're goal is to invade space and/or take over the Earth. They always attack in large groups, and become faster when less of them are in veiwing range.

"BWAHAHA! You should of shot where I was GOING to be instead of where I WAS!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003

Koobler

The evil USSR dictator who was defeated by none other than Jack Frost. Since he has no friend, he carrues around a puppet named Doby no matter where he is.

"me is Koolber, me crush Americans! Right Doby? Why yes sir Koobler!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003