Klaatu's Nikto's definitions
An apt name for the internet since the rise of social media, rage bait and narcissistic smart phone culture.
Neo: iI got into an argument with a feminist vegan atheist demikin on Twitter last night, so i sent her some Pepe memes.
Morpheus: Step out of the Hatrix and cook a meal for someone, you nerd.
Morpheus: Step out of the Hatrix and cook a meal for someone, you nerd.
by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020
Get the The Hatrixmug. by Klaatu's Nikto April 4, 2023
Get the Lizzomug. by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020
Get the Cringemug. People of a certain class in the UK who are monstrously obese, dimwitted and rely on public transport. They wear tracksuit bottoms that do not fit them and expose their blubbery gut and backsides, and have ulcerated cankles, as well as gormless bovine expressions.
Their favourite pursuits include watching reality TV while licking gravy from their foil tray dinners off of their doughy forearms, playing violent computer games and screeching at their hyperactive , sugar-intoxicated offspring in public.
They are prone to severe body odours and fungal infestations, orginating from folds of flesh that they find difficult or cannot be bothered to wash.
On occasion, the cow-person may discover a 'feasting' - a morsel of jellified food that has been stored deep in a fold for days- which they ravenously consume, lest it be wrenched from yjem by their benefit assessors.
The only things that match their physical repulsiveness is their idiocy, sense of entitlement and laziness, as they are usually welfare recipients and falsely claiming disability benefits.
Their favourite pursuits include watching reality TV while licking gravy from their foil tray dinners off of their doughy forearms, playing violent computer games and screeching at their hyperactive , sugar-intoxicated offspring in public.
They are prone to severe body odours and fungal infestations, orginating from folds of flesh that they find difficult or cannot be bothered to wash.
On occasion, the cow-person may discover a 'feasting' - a morsel of jellified food that has been stored deep in a fold for days- which they ravenously consume, lest it be wrenched from yjem by their benefit assessors.
The only things that match their physical repulsiveness is their idiocy, sense of entitlement and laziness, as they are usually welfare recipients and falsely claiming disability benefits.
Look at that huge family of cow-people gathering at the bus stop!
Look at those cow-people slurping down buckets of chicken and gravy!
Look at those cow-people, demanding their benefits from the taxpayer!
Look at those cow-people, stinking up the cake aisle!
Look at those Cow-people, comparing fat-shaming to racism, as if they can't help how much cheese and fries they ingest!
Look at those cow-people... we could use them in the next war to frighten Putin!
Look at those cow-people slurping down buckets of chicken and gravy!
Look at those cow-people, demanding their benefits from the taxpayer!
Look at those cow-people, stinking up the cake aisle!
Look at those Cow-people, comparing fat-shaming to racism, as if they can't help how much cheese and fries they ingest!
Look at those cow-people... we could use them in the next war to frighten Putin!
by Klaatu's Nikto November 28, 2017
Get the Cow-peoplemug. People who dont have much of a life or hobbies beyond sitting and watching tge mediocre offerings of Netflix or similar streaming service. They usually place great importance on having caught up with tge latest 'Box sets'.
These people can be from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds but have certain things in common; they are generally liberal or whatever the celebrities think, don't own many books and usually start sentences with 'so'.
Also known as Epsilons .
These people can be from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds but have certain things in common; they are generally liberal or whatever the celebrities think, don't own many books and usually start sentences with 'so'.
Also known as Epsilons .
Moron: 'Ive just rewatched Breaking Bad, Prison Break and catching up on Westworld and The Crown.'
Me: *closing book* 'ahh, you must be one of those Netflix People'.
Me: *closing book* 'ahh, you must be one of those Netflix People'.
by Klaatu's Nikto January 3, 2021
Get the Netflix Peoplemug. Any documentary that;
. Uses logical leaps to connect unrelated events that create an over-arching narrative that, in turn, supports a nebulous conclusion.
Uses panning overhead shots of American suburbia.
Uses vintage footage of UNIVAC computers, prozac capsules, Air Force personnel firing missiles, a smiling blonde woman, the Bikini Atoll tests, Gadaff, Reagan, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair.
Uses Beethoven's 7th or Philip Glass' Pruit Igoe to usher a sense of techno-fear and existential foreboding.
Tries to incorporate computers, Utopia, Prozac, Psychiatry, Market-driven political policy, suicide bombers and Tony Blair into some overrarching 'scheme'
Appeals to left-leaning, chin-stroking hipsters pseuds fond of using the Courtier's Reply - ' you just don't get it'.
. Uses logical leaps to connect unrelated events that create an over-arching narrative that, in turn, supports a nebulous conclusion.
Uses panning overhead shots of American suburbia.
Uses vintage footage of UNIVAC computers, prozac capsules, Air Force personnel firing missiles, a smiling blonde woman, the Bikini Atoll tests, Gadaff, Reagan, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair.
Uses Beethoven's 7th or Philip Glass' Pruit Igoe to usher a sense of techno-fear and existential foreboding.
Tries to incorporate computers, Utopia, Prozac, Psychiatry, Market-driven political policy, suicide bombers and Tony Blair into some overrarching 'scheme'
Appeals to left-leaning, chin-stroking hipsters pseuds fond of using the Courtier's Reply - ' you just don't get it'.
Taxi Driver: There's that documentary about how computers caused the financial crash, and it might have some Beethoven and Prozac in it. Maybe Tony Blair grinning like the Satanic bastard we all know he is, ha!
Bus Driver; Oh yeah, and somehow get poor man's Nietzsche Ayn Rand shoehorned in, along with Gadaffi, Brexit and the Smurfs in for good measure. No thanks fella, i have better stuff to watch than a pseudocumentary. He-Man is on Netflix
Bus Driver; Oh yeah, and somehow get poor man's Nietzsche Ayn Rand shoehorned in, along with Gadaffi, Brexit and the Smurfs in for good measure. No thanks fella, i have better stuff to watch than a pseudocumentary. He-Man is on Netflix
by Klaatu's Nikto November 29, 2017
Get the Pseudocumentarymug. A non-Brit whose appreciation of quaint, English customs, Harry Potter, Dr Who, Sherlock etc is about the limit of their knowledge, forgetting that modern UK is nothing like a lot of these shows portray for most of the people living there.
Teeaboos are not particularly new, as Americans and non-europeans have enjoyed twee and anachronistic visions for decades, such as the Richard Curtis movies that were cynically marketed to US audiences, while bizarrely extinguishing the presence of non-whites (see Notting Hill) from London.
Weirdly, children's sci-fi Dr Who is more demographically realistic in it's portrayal of modern Britain than most popular exports, but is still 'London-centric'. Unfortunately, this is because the BBC is Londoncentric in its programming and ignores many other regions of the nation, with their own rich histories and cultures.
Teeaboos are not particularly new, as Americans and non-europeans have enjoyed twee and anachronistic visions for decades, such as the Richard Curtis movies that were cynically marketed to US audiences, while bizarrely extinguishing the presence of non-whites (see Notting Hill) from London.
Weirdly, children's sci-fi Dr Who is more demographically realistic in it's portrayal of modern Britain than most popular exports, but is still 'London-centric'. Unfortunately, this is because the BBC is Londoncentric in its programming and ignores many other regions of the nation, with their own rich histories and cultures.
'I just love THE British accent and tea and Sherlock!'
'Which British accent would that be, you strange teeaboo?'
'Which British accent would that be, you strange teeaboo?'
by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017
Get the Teeaboomug.