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Cheap TV shows designed to get vapid, talentless dimwits to embarrass themselves for the pleasure of terminally-stupid, obese unemployed people. The producers who make these shows are expensively educated and nominally intelligent London, NY or LA-based professional drug addicts who never bother watching their own product because they know it's junk, but have become so cynical they're content in propelling their medium into oblivion.
by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017
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Neo: iI got into an argument with a feminist vegan atheist demikin on Twitter last night, so i sent her some Pepe memes.
Morpheus: Step out of the Hatrix and cook a meal for someone, you nerd.
Morpheus: Step out of the Hatrix and cook a meal for someone, you nerd.
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Get the Lizzo mug.A non-Brit whose appreciation of quaint, English customs, Harry Potter, Dr Who, Sherlock etc is about the limit of their knowledge, forgetting that modern UK is nothing like a lot of these shows portray for most of the people living there.
Teeaboos are not particularly new, as Americans and non-europeans have enjoyed twee and anachronistic visions for decades, such as the Richard Curtis movies that were cynically marketed to US audiences, while bizarrely extinguishing the presence of non-whites (see Notting Hill) from London.
Weirdly, children's sci-fi Dr Who is more demographically realistic in it's portrayal of modern Britain than most popular exports, but is still 'London-centric'. Unfortunately, this is because the BBC is Londoncentric in its programming and ignores many other regions of the nation, with their own rich histories and cultures.
Teeaboos are not particularly new, as Americans and non-europeans have enjoyed twee and anachronistic visions for decades, such as the Richard Curtis movies that were cynically marketed to US audiences, while bizarrely extinguishing the presence of non-whites (see Notting Hill) from London.
Weirdly, children's sci-fi Dr Who is more demographically realistic in it's portrayal of modern Britain than most popular exports, but is still 'London-centric'. Unfortunately, this is because the BBC is Londoncentric in its programming and ignores many other regions of the nation, with their own rich histories and cultures.
'I just love THE British accent and tea and Sherlock!'
'Which British accent would that be, you strange teeaboo?'
'Which British accent would that be, you strange teeaboo?'
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Dippy girl: Hey, look at this article on Buzzfeed about cats being pumped for Taylor Swift's new album.
Dippy girl's carer: Have you taken your pills today?
Dippy girl's carer: Have you taken your pills today?
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2)A slightly derogatory but humourous term referring to expansive female genitalia that causes near-catastrophic levels of cognitive dissonance in many empowered educated but hysterical female journalists and feminist bloggers, at once labelling it sad and pathetic but also threatening and dangerous, as they do with the general incel culture.
Poor lambs.
2)A slightly derogatory but humourous term referring to expansive female genitalia that causes near-catastrophic levels of cognitive dissonance in many empowered educated but hysterical female journalists and feminist bloggers, at once labelling it sad and pathetic but also threatening and dangerous, as they do with the general incel culture.
Poor lambs.
Man in English pub: I'll have a couple of lovely roasties to go with that, and some gra...
Feminist/Guardian/Jezebel ; RRRAAAPE!
Feminist/Guardian/Jezebel ; RRRAAAPE!
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Get the Roastie mug.A pale, spectacle wearing, dead-eyed husk of a man with the body of a pre-pubescent boy. Can be be found on Twitter, orbiting obese feminists with daddy issues, defending their honour and proclaiming their feminist credentials , all while succumbing to the Dunning-Kruger effect while waging their online war against differing opinion in the vain belief that Twitter, and by extension themselves, are politically relevant to wider society.
Physically the soyboy resembles two other species of the genus, the neckbeard and incel.despite denying they have anything in common, and are clearly just as resentful towards those they might call 'conseeervative or centrist, while their incel brethren would use the labels Chad or Stacy,; Functioning adults with jobs, sex lives and hobbies other than playing videogames. All three are tainted by a stench of fungus and cheese from poor hygiene, low testosterone and muscle mass, and dead eyes from all of the antidepresssants they're on.
The soy boy's appearance also has another unfortunate effect of getting them confused for kiddyfiddlers, as they share a common look and style.
As a precaution, most parents of young children give these specimens a wide berth.
Physically the soyboy resembles two other species of the genus, the neckbeard and incel.despite denying they have anything in common, and are clearly just as resentful towards those they might call 'conseeervative or centrist, while their incel brethren would use the labels Chad or Stacy,; Functioning adults with jobs, sex lives and hobbies other than playing videogames. All three are tainted by a stench of fungus and cheese from poor hygiene, low testosterone and muscle mass, and dead eyes from all of the antidepresssants they're on.
The soy boy's appearance also has another unfortunate effect of getting them confused for kiddyfiddlers, as they share a common look and style.
As a precaution, most parents of young children give these specimens a wide berth.
Horatio; get that weirdo away from the school gates!
Gulliver; It's difficult to tell if he's a kiddyfiddler or just another greasy soy boy at war with his own existence.
Gulliver; It's difficult to tell if he's a kiddyfiddler or just another greasy soy boy at war with his own existence.
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