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disthetic

Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly.
Heavens! Turn off the TV Roger, I cannot bear to look at Vanessa Williams' disthetic face any longer! I don't have acne anyway!
by Kittridge April 9, 2008
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Vagvertise

Displaying, talking about or otherwise drawing attention to one's vagina in an attempt to get others to interact with it.
Vagvertise here
by kittridge December 9, 2008
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the king's biscuits

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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yawny

The sensation of feeling like you want to yawn. Horny for a yawn.

Often aroused by people talking about or reading about yawning or witnessing another person yawning. May also be aroused by lack of sleep or boredom.
Man: me so yawny!
by kittridge October 15, 2009
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Wanpire

Someone (usually a neighbour) who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's connection. An internet freeloader.
My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Wanpire in our midststsstssssssssss
by kittridge January 27, 2009
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omnologist

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.
Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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pepsi princess

1) A skank.
2) A person who drinks a lot of pepsi.
3) Lower middle class female youth wearing revealing clothing even though she's fat and ugly.
Hey there pepsi princess! You're the pepsiest girl in town!
-Allan Wicker from his 1990 hit song Pepsi Princess
by Kittridge October 16, 2008
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