put on a wig

To cheer up. When one forgets one's problems and improves in mood.
Put on a wig, Samantha! We'll go out and cut up the rug/s.
by Kittridge October 15, 2008
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pepsi princess

1) A skank.
2) A person who drinks a lot of pepsi.
3) Lower middle class female youth wearing revealing clothing even though she's fat and ugly.
Hey there pepsi princess! You're the pepsiest girl in town!
-Allan Wicker from his 1990 hit song Pepsi Princess
by Kittridge October 16, 2008
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Preach the Flosspel

To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.
Hygienist: bitch, you got some serious periodontitis, I'ma preach the flosspel on yo ass!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
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anachronaut

A person who enjoys speaking and/or behaving in anachronistic fashion.

1) One who speaks in the ye olde style.
2) Someone who wears old fashioned clothes eg: fop wear, corsets, hoopskirts. Can also mean someone wearing more recent though out of style clothing (from the 70s 80s 90s etc).
3) Anyone using out of date computer technology.
anachronaut: Wo befalls me, mine remote control is mislain! Whither has it gone? Wife, what news of the remote controller?! We must make haste as in but three and twenty minutes I must watch my programmes in the telechamber! O joy of joys, at last it appears! It lay betwixt the cushions of the couching seat! No longer must I endure the horror of two and one half men's situational comedies!
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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disthetic

Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly.
Heavens! Turn off the TV Roger, I cannot bear to look at Vanessa Williams' disthetic face any longer! I don't have acne anyway!
by Kittridge April 09, 2008
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photoshopportunity

when an image has to potential to be enhanced by manipulation through photoshop it has photoshopportunity.

usually for comedic purposes.
Google image search is a goldmine of comedic photoshopportunity.
by kittridge January 05, 2009
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refreeze

The failure of conversation to continue after breaking the ice. All parties resume ignoring each other and don't talk.

CAUTION: attempts to re-break the ice are extremely hazardous and should only be attempted by professionals!
I sat next to that hot guy in psych and introduced myself. I got his name but then we had a refreeze.
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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