27 definitions by Kingdom Miracle

Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.

My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Stan

Generalized form of idolization of a certain person or group. Stans are typically the people who group together as a "fandom" (some fandoms are not cancerous, but the kind that are formed by Stans are. But that does not mean that the material they idolize turns cancerous too.) these Stans are never very old and usually enjoy something called "shipping" which is an extremely creepy practice of saying that two characters/people should get together for a sexual relationship. Or another thing that Stans enjoy are "fan-art" which can be of varying qualities, sexual vibes, and general vibes.

Those stans need to chill, after all they are shipping a minor.

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Pepto-Bismol

The type of person that has reached a whole new level of annoyance that you can litteraly predict and feel the cancer radiating from their skin. They are also huge band-wagons and enjoy spamming dead memes; radioactive Normie.

I met my first Pepto-Bismol and I wish I never did. His name is Tristan and he is so painfully average I just want to jump off a bridge.

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Ball

This one is a bit hard to explain but once you get the concept, you will see them everywhere. They only wear hoodies with logos of name brand shoes, they gel their hair to the side, and they always have some sort of "practice". Whether it is Football practice, Soccer Practice, or anything. They also are not really deep thinkers. They can also be a little edgy at times, but that is not their primary trait.

All these balls seriously just need some time to relax. Do they make memories through busywork?

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Zoomer

Usually younger, they enjoy newer forms of entertainment and music. And they spend enough time online that it can take a toll on them. And this stereotype pisses off older generations.

All the Zoomers at the gamestop are very annoying.

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020