27 definition by Kingdom Miracle

They typically gel their hair to the side, and always have some sort of "practice". They wear usually black name brand shoe clothing and say things like "You haven't done _____, that's sad!" or "Oh my gosh so DUMB!". Edgy balls can be exceptional complainers at times. They go hand in hand with Ball and Emo.
That Isiah is sure an Edgy Ball! He expects me to let him copy my homework when he does not let me copy his?
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

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This one is a bit hard to explain but once you get the concept, you will see them everywhere. They only wear hoodies with logos of name brand shoes, they gel their hair to the side, and they always have some sort of "practice". Whether it is Football practice, Soccer Practice, or anything. They also are not really deep thinkers. They can also be a little edgy at times, but that is not their primary trait.
All these balls seriously just need some time to relax. Do they make memories through busywork?
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

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This stereotype is just average. The best comparison is in the Lego Movie where they go inside Emmet's mind and Wildstyle says something like "There is nothing in here!" And that is the same for Pepto-Blando. They pay attention so well in class because there is just nothing shooting in the back of their mind. They rarely have any original thoughts, whatever they say just feels empty "Follow your dreams!" "Your beautiful just the way you are!" And they just believe everything any teacher says pretty much. They require a hive mind of average people just to think properly, a sensory comparison would be eating plain flour, flour is used in cookies which are interesting. But flour is plain and boring, not to mention bland.
All the pepto-blandos in class litterally drool on the floor during the lesson. Are they literally so smart because of how braindead they are? This teacher is not interesting in the slightest.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

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This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?
The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

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The type of person that has reached a whole new level of annoyance that you can litteraly predict and feel the cancer radiating from their skin. They are also huge band-wagons and enjoy spamming dead memes; radioactive Normie.
I met my first Pepto-Bismol and I wish I never did. His name is Tristan and he is so painfully average I just want to jump off a bridge.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

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This stereotype is so complex it needs a checklist so here we go.
•Shops at Walmart typically
•trashy and wears Stealers pajama pants and oversized T-shirt to Walmart and yells at her unvaccinated monsters of children
•anti-vax
•flat earther
blonde hair and fat and always wants to complain about the employees (wants to talk to the manager)
she took the kids and is divorced
•goes to ALL her kids soccer games
kids dying constantly due to not being vaxxed

•if it's a wacky belief then she bandwagons on for attention
I saw Karen at the KFC. She would not stop screaming at that kid!
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

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Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.
Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

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