E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

a UK term used to describe a (conservative goverment) hiding place for material which could be damaging or embarrassing the the government, the saying is derived from the traditional conception of disguising dust and dirt by sweeping it underneath a carpet out of sight ! AXMINSTER being a brand of high quality carpeting that would likely be used in the government buildings in Westminster in the city of London.
The historical child abuse files have mysteriously disappeared,presumably under the Westminster Axminster.
by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017

Latin? Term used to describe the "kiss of infamy" or "devil's kiss" originating from when it was believed that witches and warlocks and satanists attending a sabbat would bestow such a kiss upon a manifestation of Satan's anus
The editorship of certain newspapers requires the postion holder to obediently bestow the osculum infamme upon the owners/shareholders to ensure continued favouritism.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.
It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.
by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

A pro brexit afficionado who ignores all informed reason in blinkered pursuit of a perceived ideaological "utopia" which it is expected brexit will achieve for them.
The reasons for doubting any improvement on living standards and the economy with the pursuit of brexit have expectedly produced a frenzied hostile reaction from yhe usual collection of brexit boneheads
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
