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Westminster Axminster

a UK term used to describe a (conservative goverment) hiding place for material which could be damaging or embarrassing the the government, the saying is derived from the traditional conception of disguising dust and dirt by sweeping it underneath a carpet out of sight ! AXMINSTER being a brand of high quality carpeting that would likely be used in the government buildings in Westminster in the city of London.
The historical child abuse files have mysteriously disappeared,presumably under the Westminster Axminster.
by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017
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brexit bonehead

A pro brexit afficionado who ignores all informed reason in blinkered pursuit of a perceived ideaological "utopia" which it is expected brexit will achieve for them.
The reasons for doubting any improvement on living standards and the economy with the pursuit of brexit have expectedly produced a frenzied hostile reaction from yhe usual collection of brexit boneheads
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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Bleat about the bush

Make degradory comments about a hirsuite female
I think he prefers shaved women as he will always "bleat about the bush"
by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017
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hand jiver

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.
The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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FKMA

A extension of the original KMA which i used many years ago, THIS abbreviation means FRENCH KISS MY ASS(or arse in proper English) i have claimed this as my creation so dont try hijacking it please. Its an altogether tongue in cheek(or between cheeks) intention.
The European Union has delivered its message in no uncertain terms to what it describes as devisive isolationist brexiteers, FKMA.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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