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While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.
The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.
by Kingcobrakenny August 1, 2018
Get the aberdeen handshake mug.Basically it means someone who is inanely stupid , usually applied to the type of individual who is slow witted but unsuccessfully attempts to assume perceived intelligence and wit by making grossly inane,exagerated , and ludicrously inaccurate comments.
The hostile reaction of the press to people who choose not to observe national anthems reveals that far from being educational and informative they arevperceived as a bunch of domeless wonderboys.
by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017
Get the domeless wonderboy mug.A extension of the original KMA which i used many years ago, THIS abbreviation means FRENCH KISS MY ASS(or arse in proper English) i have claimed this as my creation so dont try hijacking it please. Its an altogether tongue in cheek(or between cheeks) intention.
The European Union has delivered its message in no uncertain terms to what it describes as devisive isolationist brexiteers, FKMA.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
Get the FKMA mug.A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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Get the hand jiver mug.a UK term used to describe a (conservative goverment) hiding place for material which could be damaging or embarrassing the the government, the saying is derived from the traditional conception of disguising dust and dirt by sweeping it underneath a carpet out of sight ! AXMINSTER being a brand of high quality carpeting that would likely be used in the government buildings in Westminster in the city of London.
The historical child abuse files have mysteriously disappeared,presumably under the Westminster Axminster.
by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017
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