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Definitions by Kingcobrakenny

brexit bonehead 

A pro brexit afficionado who ignores all informed reason in blinkered pursuit of a perceived ideaological "utopia" which it is expected brexit will achieve for them.
The reasons for doubting any improvement on living standards and the economy with the pursuit of brexit have expectedly produced a frenzied hostile reaction from yhe usual collection of brexit boneheads
brexit bonehead by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

hand jiver 

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.
The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.
hand jiver by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Uncle willie 

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
Uncle willie by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Uncle willie 

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
Uncle willie by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

osculum infamme 

Latin? Term used to describe the "kiss of infamy" or "devil's kiss" originating from when it was believed that witches and warlocks and satanists attending a sabbat would bestow such a kiss upon a manifestation of Satan's anus
The editorship of certain newspapers requires the postion holder to obediently bestow the osculum infamme upon the owners/shareholders to ensure continued favouritism.
osculum infamme by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.