Kingcobrakenny's definitions

pavement knuckledragger

A degradory term used to describe mostly uneducated low intelligence individuals of mostly outspoken and aggressive right wing persuasion.the association being in comparing them to lower evolved primates which have longer arms which would be more likely to trail upon pavements when they walked upon them.

The Britain First march saw its usual accompaniment of neo nazi pavement knuckledraggers.

by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017

aberdeen handshake

While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.

The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.

by Kingcobrakenny August 1, 2018

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

brexit bonehead

A pro brexit afficionado who ignores all informed reason in blinkered pursuit of a perceived ideaological "utopia" which it is expected brexit will achieve for them.

The reasons for doubting any improvement on living standards and the economy with the pursuit of brexit have expectedly produced a frenzied hostile reaction from yhe usual collection of brexit boneheads

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017