Curb jockey

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

PP

Short for Preventative Piss .

We’ll have to wait a minute because the old guy has to take a PP before the long drive to the Lake

by King Yamayama September 08, 2022

chip route

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.

Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”

by King Yamayama November 30, 2024

button dick energy

Button dick energy is opposite of big dick energy. It’s synonymous with short man syndrome when one tries to appear tall and they’re not.

That racist statement he made is Button Dick Energy, it makes him small.

by King Yamayama February 15, 2023

Urban Grifter

A nickname given to a famous former football coach. He’s been known to arrive at well known universities and pro teams with hopes of championships. They soon find out the dysfunction and baggage associated with him isn’t worth it. With all that he seems to find gigs that pay great money. Hence Urban is a Grifter

Hey remember when Urban Grifter was with that team down south? He should have returned home with the team! Instead he saddled wifey with the grandkids and went to the bar to find him some young strange

by King Yamayama January 11, 2023

mutt loaf

Dog poop usually on a lawn.

That stray mutt down the street left a mutt loaf on my freshly cut lawn.

by King Yamayama May 27, 2019

spitting bloody Chicklets

Chicklets is a brand of chewing gum that’s popular in many neighborhoods. When you’re at the top of the food chain in the old town and a known tough guy you could often put a would be challenger on notice by telling them this. If you don’t watch out you’ll be “spitting bloody Chicklets”. This can be both a warning and an actual threat.

Man Ronnie was running his mouth at Big D and Ronnie ended up spitting bloody Chicklets.

by King Yamayama December 11, 2024