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gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024
mugGet the gas station readymug.

PP

Short for Preventative Piss .
We’ll have to wait a minute because the old guy has to take a PP before the long drive to the Lake
by King Yamayama September 8, 2022
mugGet the PPmug.

Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.
When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick
by King Yamayama January 27, 2024
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Urban Grifter

A nickname given to a famous former football coach. He’s been known to arrive at well known universities and pro teams with hopes of championships. They soon find out the dysfunction and baggage associated with him isn’t worth it. With all that he seems to find gigs that pay great money. Hence Urban is a Grifter
Hey remember when Urban Grifter was with that team down south? He should have returned home with the team! Instead he saddled wifey with the grandkids and went to the bar to find him some young strange
by King Yamayama January 11, 2023
mugGet the Urban Griftermug.

button dick energy

Button dick energy is opposite of big dick energy. It’s synonymous with short man syndrome when one tries to appear tall and they’re not.
That racist statement he made is Button Dick Energy, it makes him small.
by King Yamayama February 15, 2023
mugGet the button dick energymug.

Curb jockey

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.
by King Yamayama December 18, 2014
mugGet the Curb jockeymug.

mutt loaf

That stray mutt down the street left a mutt loaf on my freshly cut lawn.
by King Yamayama May 27, 2019
mugGet the mutt loafmug.

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