King Kong's definitions

Cracker ass Cracker

The old crazy white dude that was waving a gun at me from his car. What a jack hole.

The old cracker ass cracker better be lucky I didnt have a bigger gun.

by King Kong December 15, 2003

Suck Button

The button that the sound guy pushes when the band pisses him off. See also Suck knob.

singer: Dude, I have to be louder than the other guys...I have bigger hair
Sound guy: Shut the hell up (pushes suck button)

by King Kong December 15, 2003

nantucket surprise

Any surprising incident encountered while on Nantucket Island, MA, such as gifts or occurences. See surprise. See also nantucket

Last time I went to Nantucket, I was surprised to see not that many drunken Kennedies.

by King Kong December 15, 2003

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"

Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???

by King Kong December 15, 2003

Backdoor Bitch

a girl who flirts with everyone, makes you think shes commited to you, but has half a dozen other boyfriends you don't know about. A cocktease or cock tease. AKA BB.

It's really too bad that you got burnt by that backdoor bitch.

by King Kong March 6, 2004

Jrrrrnt

A southern pronunciation of the word Joint.

1. Lets make sure to caulk that there jrrrrnt so it aint gonna leak.
2. Hey bubba, yawnna smoke a jrrrrnt?

by King Kong December 16, 2003

baby box

1.n. A woman's womb.
2.n. A vagina.

Yo homie, her baby box was tight as schiznit.

by King Kong December 16, 2003