The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.
Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.
by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008
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Flowery Seat

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly
Oh go on, give me a flowery seat
by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007
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Clit Moustache

When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.
'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'
by Kim Mitten December 25, 2008
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Soggy Popcorn

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.
We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.
by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007
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Pringling

one person in a group goes to take a crap. This sets off a crapping chain reaction that means that everyone else in the group have to follow, one after the other. Also known as a Mud Baton.

'once you plop, you can't stop'
"Dave went for a dump in the pub yesterday, and started off a pringling session that meant we all needed to go
by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008
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Traffic Teasing

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.
Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.
by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007
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Pussy Up Chips

John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.
by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008
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