Kim Mitten's definitions

Pussy Up Chips

Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.

John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.

by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Goodies Pizza

A Brighton term for a woman with very spotty breasts.

I got her bra off and she had Goodies Pizza, I couldn't continue.

by Kim Mitten April 19, 2007

Soggy Popcorn

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.

We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Clit Moustache

When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.

'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'

by Kim Mitten December 25, 2008

Bear Shower

When one person shaves all their body hair onto another. Sometimes this can be a sexual activity where one or both partners get satisfaction from the act.

Last night Mike gave me a Bear Shower.

by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008

Pringling

one person in a group goes to take a crap. This sets off a crapping chain reaction that means that everyone else in the group have to follow, one after the other. Also known as a Mud Baton.

'once you plop, you can't stop'

"Dave went for a dump in the pub yesterday, and started off a pringling session that meant we all needed to go

by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008

Flowery Seat

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly

Oh go on, give me a flowery seat

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007