Bear Shower

When one person shaves all their body hair onto another. Sometimes this can be a sexual activity where one or both partners get satisfaction from the act.
Last night Mike gave me a Bear Shower.
by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008
mugGet the Bear Showermug.

Dirty Burger

When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.
'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'
by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007
mugGet the Dirty Burgermug.

Goodies Pizza

A Brighton term for a woman with very spotty breasts.
I got her bra off and she had Goodies Pizza, I couldn't continue.
by Kim Mitten April 19, 2007
mugGet the Goodies Pizzamug.

Boom chicka Wah Wah

A sexual practice, one partner takes a shit on the others stomach (Boom) the male partner then slaps the penis in the shit (Chicka) before proceeding to rub the penis under their partners nose (Wah Wah)
I had to shower after my ex-boyfriend decided to Boom Chicka Wah Wah
by Kim Mitten March 29, 2007
mugGet the Boom chicka Wah Wahmug.

The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.
Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.
by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008
mugGet the The Masters Chairmug.

Flowery Seat

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly
Oh go on, give me a flowery seat
by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007
mugGet the Flowery Seatmug.

Pussy Up Chips

John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.
by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008
mugGet the Pussy Up Chipsmug.