Definitions by Kim Mitten

Clit Moustache 

When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.

'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'

Clit Moustache by Kim Mitten December 25, 2008

Pringling 

one person in a group goes to take a crap. This sets off a crapping chain reaction that means that everyone else in the group have to follow, one after the other. Also known as a Mud Baton.

'once you plop, you can't stop'

"Dave went for a dump in the pub yesterday, and started off a pringling session that meant we all needed to go

Pringling by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008

Bear Shower 

When one person shaves all their body hair onto another. Sometimes this can be a sexual activity where one or both partners get satisfaction from the act.

Last night Mike gave me a Bear Shower.

Bear Shower by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008

Pussy Up Chips 

Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.

John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.

Pussy Up Chips by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

The Masters Chair 

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.

Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.

The Masters Chair by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Goodies Pizza 

A Brighton term for a woman with very spotty breasts.

I got her bra off and she had Goodies Pizza, I couldn't continue.

Goodies Pizza by Kim Mitten April 19, 2007

Dirty Clown

Someone who gets sexual pleasure from a partners dirty burger.

I had a dirty burger and Simon lapped it up, he's such a dirty clown.

Dirty Clown by Kim Mitten April 19, 2007