Kim's definitions

townie

Normally some dumbass school dropout who spends their time in town centres stealing 'cos it cool mate innit?' normally to sell the stuff on to get some money to buy cider.Townies hate any1 who is not exactly like them and doesnt follow their every move... )ie. punks, goths, grungers, trendies ect) Townies are normally always looking for a fight and even a slight glance will set them off. but only if theyre armed with atleast 6 friends. this can be rather amusing at times. no matter how much money they have they wil still dress like tramps in unmatching jogging bottoms.

an everyday townie argument.

townie- oi you...wat ya fukin looking at. innit
normal person- what?
u fucking startin int ya? innit.
normal person- no
innit mate. im gunna fucking sort u out. innit... just lemme go get my mates and ill beat ya up. innit.
normal person. oh fuck off i cant understand you, learn how to speak.

by Kim November 7, 2004

bang

To sleep with someone.

"I'd love to bang tracy"

by Kim October 15, 2003

chesticals

what seems to be rather large testicals growing on a man's chestal area. or as some may call them, man boobs, or for slang, chesties.

Oh jeez, his chesticals were atleast a size c!

by Kim October 3, 2003

tossing salad

Eating asshole. Basically, tossing the salad

Julie likes to toss caesar salad with italian dressing

by Kim December 6, 2003

fugly

this word has two definitions:
1) to denote some one whom is far beyond the relms of uglyness and combine it with the word fucking with out the use of profanity in a public place fucking + ugly = fugly
2) can also be assosiated with the Lindsay Lohan film 'Mean Girls', where by two insults are combined to save the time of the one throwing them. therefor Fat + Ugly = Fugly

you know that girl over there...i hate her...she's such a fugly slut!!

by kim June 16, 2006

Keesun

Keesun is public prostitute of Korea.

I bought a Keesun girl by 10dollars in Seoul.

by Kim September 15, 2003

tiny tragedy

a man with a small penis.

Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!

by Kim February 18, 2005