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pentacle

1. A symbol of importance to the science of witchcraft and the religion of paganism.

2. A fashion statement of teenagers who want attention.
Those who know the true power of the pentacle don't wear it casually.
by Killing Kittens May 20, 2004
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I love you

If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."
The only person who ever loved you was your mother.
by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005
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misogynist

Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?
by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005
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nice guy

A man who has rejected the societal notion of masculinity and chosen to define himself from the inside out instead, realising that traits such as empathy and nuturing are not actually limited to the female of the species, and nor are aggression and assertiveness limited to the male.

Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.

Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.

Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
by Killing Kittens March 1, 2005
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soulmate

I once met my soulmate. She was having dinner with an elf, a leprechaun, and a troll.
by Killing Kittens April 11, 2005
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Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.
During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.
by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005
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idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.
People who think x are idiots.
by Killing Kittens June 4, 2004
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