atheist

A worshipper of the self or the god of science, often unknowingly religious.

An atheist can speak of moral relativism, but not live it.

by Killing Kittens September 14, 2004

fiction

Disguised autobiography.

All fiction is at least partially autobiographical, and all autobiography is at least partially fiction.

by Killing Kittens June 29, 2007

erotica

Pornography with bad lighting.

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." -- Gloria Leonard.

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2006

idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

by Killing Kittens June 04, 2004

open-minded

The state of having the same beliefs and perceptions as you, or being succeptible to their influence.

I'm looking to meet open-minded people, but only if they believe X, Y, and Z.

by Killing Kittens September 09, 2006

urbandictionary.com

A web site where you can create your own definitions to common words so as to comment on society, which are then deleted by those people who are offended by the truth.

I wish urbandictionary.com would tell you when enough people dislike your definition and want it dead.

by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004

MPAA

Motion Picture Assosciation of America. An organization that believes it can universalize standards of morality and appropriateness in the social production of film, claiming, of course to have the best interests of the youth of America in mind. Thus it exists in place of parents, rendering the NC-17 rating useless (due to assosciations with porn) but hypocritically using the R rating as a junkbasket and thus proving that theaters rely on audience members under 17 to see R-rated films.

And it is also important to add that the MPAA is a great moral teacher, proving to everyone that nudity and sexuality are more harmful to young people than depictions of graphic violence. A beating, beheading, disembowelment, immolation, crucifixion, dismemberment? No problem! But catch a brief glimpse of a breast or a patch of pubic hair? Pornography!

Where would America be without the MPAA?

Thus the erect male member may become the last taboo of cinema censorship, although why tumescence is considered more of a threat to a nation's well-being than the numerous examples of stomach-churning violence, destruction and misogyny that are allowed on screens remains a mystery. --Allan Hunter, "Book of Movie Classics"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004