Church

Another word for prison

The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house

by Kidswillbekids May 08, 2019

Chuck E Cheese

A place where a kid can be a kid

Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

🍑💨

What you text to someone when you have intestine problems

Friend (text): hey bruh! What are you up to???
You (text): 🍑💨

by Kidswillbekids November 26, 2019

Family Guy

The best cartoon ever!
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog

He’s a family guy!!!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Bruh

What you say when someone says an idiotic question 5 minutes after they graduate from high school.

Ryan: what color was George Washington’s white horse?
Jon: Bruh

by Kidswillbekids May 03, 2019

Obama’s last name

Obama

It’s self explanatory! Obama’s last name is Obama!

by Kidswillbekids October 03, 2019

Sean Kingston

A singer that is scared of fires burning on the dance floor

Sean Kingston: somebody call 911, Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about sir?

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019