Kidswillbekids's definitions

LeBron James

A basketball player that everyone wants to be

Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Shakira

A beautiful Colombian singer who’s hips don’t lie

Jimmy: Wow shakira has me sweating
Zachery: me too homie

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Obamas last name

Obama

Friend: what’s obamas last name?
You: urban dictionary says it all

by Kidswillbekids October 6, 2019

Homes

How you remember the Great Lakes
H uron
O ntario
M ichigan
E rie
S uperior

I couldn’t remember the Great Lakes so Homes helped me out

by Kidswillbekids June 24, 2019

Myles Garrett

When you are playing football and you rip off an opponents helmet and hit the opponents head with the helmet

I’m gonna Myles Garrett that quarterback over there!

by Kidswillbekids November 21, 2019

Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it

Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...

by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019

Breastaurant

It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips

Last Friday, I went to a breastaurant! You know not for the food but for the titties!

by Kidswillbekids September 9, 2020