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If you eat too many carrots, you'll turn orange just like Donald Trump
Trump by Kidswillbekids March 30, 2019

Marshawn Lynch 

Kenny: Hey Marshawn Lynch what’s your favorite gas station shack?
Marshawn: you should know!

Russell Wilson 

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.
Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!
The amount of long days in a long year
Johnny: There are soooo many days in a month
Smart Ass: oh really? How many?
Johnny: 365
Smart Ass: no ass hole! That’s the amount of days in a year.
365 by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Jackie Chu

Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.
Jackie Chu by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

LeBron James 

Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!
LeBron James by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019