reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

by Kez 4 Prez March 16, 2011

Canversation

Talking on the phone while you're using the toilet.

I'm not comfortable having this obvious canversation, can we talk when you're finished?

by Kez 4 Prez April 20, 2017

bumtum

A tum that looks like a bum. Usually occurs when a person gains weight and develops a crack down the centre of their stomach, with flabby asscheeks on either side. Can also be the result of hernia.

Sharon had better lose some weight, she's developing quite a bumtum there.

by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017

Trumped-up charges

Criminal charges which are so untrue, stupid, impossible and offensive that you just want to punch someone in the face.

Kevin's been looking for a fight, ever since the cops arrested him on those bullshit trumped-up charges.

by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017

Down in the Trumps

The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.

Nick has been Down in the Trumps ever since he watched that documentary about Donald Trump on TV.

by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017

fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

flipperty

Disloyal; likely to switch sides for no reason.

Don't trust Fred, he's flipperty as fuck.

by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017