by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014
Criminal charges which are so untrue, stupid, impossible and offensive that you just want to punch someone in the face.
Kevin's been looking for a fight, ever since the cops arrested him on those bullshit trumped-up charges.
by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017
The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.
by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017
by Kez 4 Prez November 23, 2010
The new age unit of measurement for use in interpersonal relations. Until now penis length has been the standard. However vaginal depth is far more useful for both women and men, as it shows who is compatible with whom (every bloke obviously knowing his penis length).
Mick keeps bragging about having a ten inch dick. He's going to find out how useful that is - NOT - when he hears that Emily only has a vaginal depth of 7 inches.
by Kez 4 Prez March 29, 2017
A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
by Kez 4 Prez December 17, 2015
by Kez 4 Prez February 18, 2012