Definitions by Kez 4 Prez

Facebook mother 

Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.

Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.

Facebook mother by Kez 4 Prez June 13, 2016

Dick Chicken 

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.

Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!

Dick Chicken by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016

droning 

Speaking in a slow monotone, especially on a highbrow or difficult to understand topic, in a mind-numbingly boring manner; akin to a lullaby droning puts listeners into a deep slumber in places where sleeping is inappropriate.

I fell asleep in church today, the minister was just droning on and on and on...

droning by Kez 4 Prez November 5, 2014

fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

fuckoff o'clock by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

pregmatic 

A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.

Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals!

Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.

pregmatic by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014

Tascernaceous 

To vicariously get off on someone else's misfortune, from a distance.

The stage mums laughed with tascernaceous glee.

Tascernaceous by Kez 4 Prez April 19, 2012

reitano 

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

reitano by Kez 4 Prez April 2, 2011