Kez 4 Prez's definitions

malarious

Malarious is the exact type of funny that only malaria can ever be.

There was this awkward moment when Bob told me he'd contracted malaria, and I just couldn't stop laughing, it was absolutely malarious.

by Kez 4 Prez November 23, 2019

Canversation

Talking on the phone while you're using the toilet.

I'm not comfortable having this obvious canversation, can we talk when you're finished?

by Kez 4 Prez April 19, 2017

Down in the Trumps

The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.

Nick has been Down in the Trumps ever since he watched that documentary about Donald Trump on TV.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

Trumped-up charges

Criminal charges which are so untrue, stupid, impossible and offensive that you just want to punch someone in the face.

Kevin's been looking for a fight, ever since the cops arrested him on those bullshit trumped-up charges.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

bumtum

A tum that looks like a bum. Usually occurs when a person gains weight and develops a crack down the centre of their stomach, with flabby asscheeks on either side. Can also be the result of hernia.

Sharon had better lose some weight, she's developing quite a bumtum there.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

flipperty

Disloyal; likely to switch sides for no reason.

Don't trust Fred, he's flipperty as fuck.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

vaginal depth

The new age unit of measurement for use in interpersonal relations. Until now penis length has been the standard. However vaginal depth is far more useful for both women and men, as it shows who is compatible with whom (every bloke obviously knowing his penis length).

Mick keeps bragging about having a ten inch dick. He's going to find out how useful that is - NOT - when he hears that Emily only has a vaginal depth of 7 inches.

by Kez 4 Prez March 29, 2017