by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014
A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016
A tum that looks like a bum. Usually occurs when a person gains weight and develops a crack down the centre of their stomach, with flabby asscheeks on either side. Can also be the result of hernia.
by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017
When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.
MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?
ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.
ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.
by Kez 4 Prez April 02, 2011
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by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010
A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.
Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals!
Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.
Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.
by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014