Kez 4 Prez's definitions

fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

Tascernaceous

To vicariously get off on someone else's misfortune, from a distance.

The stage mums laughed with tascernaceous glee.

by Kez 4 Prez April 19, 2012

financial depression

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).

Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.

Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.

by Kez 4 Prez December 14, 2010

pregmatic

A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.

Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals!

Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.

by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014

flipperty

Disloyal; likely to switch sides for no reason.

Don't trust Fred, he's flipperty as fuck.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

droning

Speaking in a slow monotone, especially on a highbrow or difficult to understand topic, in a mind-numbingly boring manner; akin to a lullaby droning puts listeners into a deep slumber in places where sleeping is inappropriate.

I fell asleep in church today, the minister was just droning on and on and on...

by Kez 4 Prez November 5, 2014

Dick Chicken

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.

Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!

by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016