Kez 4 Prez's definitions

droning

Speaking in a slow monotone, especially on a highbrow or difficult to understand topic, in a mind-numbingly boring manner; akin to a lullaby droning puts listeners into a deep slumber in places where sleeping is inappropriate.

I fell asleep in church today, the minister was just droning on and on and on...

by Kez 4 Prez November 5, 2014

fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

Dick Chicken

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.

Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!

by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016

reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

by Kez 4 Prez April 2, 2011

bumtum

A tum that looks like a bum. Usually occurs when a person gains weight and develops a crack down the centre of their stomach, with flabby asscheeks on either side. Can also be the result of hernia.

Sharon had better lose some weight, she's developing quite a bumtum there.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

financial depression

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).

Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.

Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.

by Kez 4 Prez December 14, 2010

Canversation

Talking on the phone while you're using the toilet.

I'm not comfortable having this obvious canversation, can we talk when you're finished?

by Kez 4 Prez April 19, 2017