jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.
'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'
by keyshaw May 05, 2004
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post-cum

(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.
1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.
by keyshaw September 16, 2004
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No soup for you

An exclamation used in the event where someone changes his or her mind about giving something to someone else.
The word "soup" may be replaced with the object at hand; the reference to the show can still be very obvious if the speaker uses the correct tone of voice.
This is the catch phrase of the soup nazi from Seinfeld.
"No soup for you!"
"Darn.."
by keyshaw June 30, 2004
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Etobicoke

n. One of the 5 boroughs that make up the city of Toronto. A vast wasteland of run-down homes, dilapidated factories, and strip clubs. Rightly known as ghettobicoke.
The Jane and Finch area's pretty run-down, but Etobicoke is a close second.
by keyshaw August 03, 2005
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schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.
Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!
by keyshaw August 17, 2004
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smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.
I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.
by keyshaw February 07, 2005
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heel

Stone Cold Steve Austin turned heel after joining forces with Mr. McMahon.
by keyshaw May 12, 2004
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