Keyshaw's definitions

remy

Short for Remy Martin, an expensive Cognac liquer, often referred fondly to by various rappers.

When I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose - you NEVER hear me say 'forgive me'.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

nessica

(adj.) Any film, television show, or song involving Nick Leshay and his wife, Harvard Scholar Jessica Simpson.
See bennifer.

'Yo, did you see the new Nessica TV show?'
'Hell no!'

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

depopulate

(v) A government euphemism for genocide.

Spin Doctor: "The government doesn't kill people, they depopulate the area."

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 1, 2005

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004

24 / 7

Approximately 3.42857143

24 divided by 7, right?

by keyshaw October 4, 2004

gdi

1. God Damn It!
2. Gosh Darn It! (In Politically Correct newspeak)

GDI, I lost again!
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by keyshaw September 23, 2004