9 definitions by Kevinjanko

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.
After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.
by Kevinjanko July 11, 2008
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The oozing jizz that drips out of your girl’s vaj after you cream pie her!
Dude, that was a big load, you see that dripping down her taint trail?
by Kevinjanko March 10, 2020
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The practice of seeing the same exact TV commercial immediately repeat itself.
Vince the Sham-Wow guy is getting a lot of airtime. His commercial played back-to-back... it's like dejamercial
by Kevinjanko October 27, 2009
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like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.
It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.
by Kevinjanko January 26, 2010
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Acronym for 'Shooting Occupied Clothing'

A term coined from police work, when a gang member, frequent criminal or another deserving person is shot.

Officer 1: There was another shooting, two gang members capped each other last night.

Officer 2: No loss! Is a SOC crime.
by Kevinjanko July 11, 2008
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Acronym for 'People Are Stupid'

A atch all answer for people doing, getting hurt or arrested for doing moronic things.
A guy was hit and killed on the freeway when he was running across the road to TAG the center median.

Response: PAS!
by Kevinjanko July 11, 2008
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A term used to define the practices of the Amway Corporation. For years, it has been know that Amway uses less than honorable methods to recruit members into their cult.
No! I am not interested in hearing about Scamway. Please do not call me again!
by Kevinjanko July 11, 2008
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