Kevin Watkins's definitions

fallacious

Describes something that is commonly believed to be true, but is in fact false.

The arguement was based on fallacious reasoning.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004

fellatious

Adjective describing an act involving, or similar to, fellatio. (A 'blow job')

Jenny got her secretary's job by being fellatious.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004

knackers

1. A slang term for 'testicles'.
2. A yard where horses are killed for food or glue, short for the "knacker's yard".
3. Sometimes used in place of 'knackered', meaning 'tired' or 'worn out'.

1. He's got his knackers in a twist.
2. We sent Red Rum to the knacker's yard.
3. My knackers are knackers after all that fun in the knacker's.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

pious

Living in a way which shows one's belief in a religion.

I behaved in a pious fashion when the existence of God was disproved.

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

Unattractive

What a woman becomes 0.4 seconds after ejaculation. Or any man who believes the above.

Mary suddenly became unattractive, so I withdrew and fell asleep.

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004