Kevin 's definitions

franky

the reason why he smiles everyday is because he keeps on shovn his pin up his dad's ass all morning and nite
he thinks that he is sexy with that red spiked hair yet is a bloody fuckin ugly homo poof

look at that ugly ragedy homo poof of franky vong

by kevin December 12, 2004

skating ring

A place to talk; or skate.

Somebody: "Wanna go to the skating ring?"

Me: "Ahhh Too many kids."

by Kevin September 18, 2004

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

bubcus

Rubbish, dumb, not right, untrue, a lie. Need I say more?

Person 1: Command and Conquer Generals had the best intro ever!
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.

by Kevin September 3, 2006

hermaphorditic

having both male and female organs

Max is not a hermaphrodite he is the coolest person in the world

by Kevin April 29, 2003

ass comb

A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.

Vinny recieved an ass comb for Christmas.

by Kevin July 26, 2004