Half Staff

When A Man Is Half-Erect.

Look At Tommy, He Is Half-Staff. Will It Do The Trick For His Girlfriend?

by Kevin January 26, 2004

uh-uh

A way of describing "getting action" from a girl.

"Can I get a little uh-uh"

by Kevin January 18, 2004

White Trash Princess

A female of caucasian decent. Normally found in trailor parks, very small towns, or working at Wal-Mart. Must either by attractive in a white trash way or at one time was attractive, but due to a diet of beer and fried chicken, no longer is.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.

"Hey Bubba, that Billy-Jean is one fine white trash princess. If we were closer related I'd hit that."

by Kevin June 18, 2006

how multiracial

The a bad thing to say during a conversation with someone whom you have recently broken up with.

"I was hanging out with Juan and Andre today."

"How multiracial"

by Kevin June 12, 2004

Spork

1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors

In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.

As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.

When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.

by kevin February 21, 2004

steppin

The new and cooler way to say stoopin. If you actually still say stoopin then you are what most people call, a nerd

Person 1: I love to go steppin!
Person 2: Ya man, it's the new cool thing to do

by kevin January 03, 2005

honeymoon

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.

Credit - www.alaskanbeer.com

by Kevin May 26, 2005