Masturshit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.
I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.
by Kevin March 20, 2008
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Vegan

One who has no grasp on the ecological concept of the food chain;

A person who doen't understand that if humans were not the dominant species on the planet, animals would be eating us;

Someone who has no respect for the eating traditions and culture of others
When I saw those Vegans protesting at the World Cup in Korea, apparently because they eat dog meat in that country, it made me want to kick every Vegan in the teeth. By locking themselves in cages, they not only looked ridiculous, but they also happen to be oblivious to the fact that Koreans have been eating dog meat for over 2,000 years.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "Humans believing they are the dominant species on the planet is just plain arrogance. "Kevin" apparently doesn't realize that every animal raised for consumption doesn't die willingly, each and every one of them are murdered in cruel & extremely painful ways. He should also know that humans have a fruit & grass eaters characteristic body type and weren't designed to handle meat very well, ex: meat-related cancer humans develop & the negative effects of cholesterol on the human body.
"One who has no grasp on the ecological concept of a food chain..." The whole ecological concept must have something to do with this world's hunger problem: "80-90% of all grain grown in America is used to feed meat animals. A Harvard nutritionist, Jean Mayer, estimates that reducing meat production by just 10% would release enough grain to feed 60 million people." (What's Wrong With Eating Meat? V. Parham, PCAP Publications Cornona, NY) Vegans are caring individuals who have made countless sacrifices to help end the pain, exploitation, & murdering of animals on this planet, and have to "face the facts" to fully understand how humans and animals naturally exist together & the negative effects on humans & the planet when they don't. This "definition" is extremely offensive, hateful, & drastically inaccurate, & I request a deletion as soon as possible. Thank you."
by Kevin June 10, 2003
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Ginormous

Usualy referring to a large object or objects
Dude look at those ginormous tits.
by Kevin April 14, 2003
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barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.
That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!
by Kevin July 30, 2008
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wmd

short for "what missiles dude?" which is exactly what the iraqi's have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.
G.W.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd
's, or we will attack your country.
Saddam: that's is what i have have been telling you all along... what missiles dude?
by kevin December 28, 2004
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my assul

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"
Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.
by Kevin April 08, 2005
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true that

Ghetto form of true, indeed, yep, I concur, I agree, that's true
Person One: Yo, dis shit is da bomb for sheezy

Person Two: True dat!
by Kevin February 16, 2004
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