Kevin's definitions

assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

awesomecraft

A better name for the awesome PC game Starcraft. Thus the name "Awesomecraft"

"Man, I wish I was home playing Awesomecraft"

by Kevin November 13, 2004

masturbator

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

by Kevin February 27, 2005

Poop chute

The bung

Man you smell like my poop chute.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

by Kevin March 2, 2005

dead zone

in surfing: the area between two swells where the waves arent breaking.

"hmmm, the waves are breaking further out and closer in, i must be in the dead zone."

by kevin September 10, 2003

Asspine

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

by Kevin February 24, 2005