garfie

Slang for shredded beef jerky.

Trisha went to the store and bought garfie and a grape soda.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

heatwave

Sumone that gay ass fags do at Thayer

Dammit they really heatwaved ur bag

by Kevin March 25, 2004

ball sac

the scrotum on a male reproductive system

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by Kevin January 16, 2005

seprudity

The feeling of appreciating a coworker's dedication without fully understanding his or her job function.

Can be used as an adjective, or as a closing, such as "with seprudity".

Example one: Bill in Accounting is a pretty nice guy, but I can't help feeling seprudity toward him.

Example two: "... and your jokes about funny hats always made us laugh. We'll miss seeing you around the watercooler.

With seprudity,
Your coworkers."

by Kevin August 14, 2008

Derrelg

A whispering notion recognizing a funny matter while stoned.

Derrelg.....(while whispering)

by Kevin August 21, 2003

nerd

one who puts books, learning, or computers in front of everything else. has to be extremely precise about everything, is a perfectionist, and has no connections with the present time. strangely, their handwriting seems to be uglier than a hairy pussy.

me: hey wanna play basketball this afternoon?
nerd: online?
me: LMAO
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me: dude stop singing its annoying.
nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming.
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me: you goin to the school dance?
nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test.
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me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming.
nerd: umm whats a dawg?
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teacher: number 13, the answer is..
nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...

by Kevin October 15, 2006

IROC Camaro

Sweetest ride; Radar cannot read it, since it is made from the same material as the Stealth Fighter; quick ride.

"I got a gold plated gas cap, its so sweet"

by Kevin August 24, 2004