Kevin's definitions

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 3, 2004

titty baby

a crybaby, someone who whines about something.

Michelle is a titty baby. Always crying like a little puto

by Kevin May 13, 2005

New England Patriots

A football team in the NFL. They were orginally an AFL team in the 1960's, but merged with the NFL in the AFL/NFL merger in 1970's. They had a bad team threw the 70's, a good team in '85, and a bad team until 1997 when they were beat by the Packers in the Super Bowl. They beat the Rams in '01 in the Super Bowl and the Panthers in '03. They'll win it in '04.

The Patriots have so many good players, there is no way they can win!

by Kevin January 16, 2005

Dump and Pump

To masterbate while defecating simultaneously.

Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

indeed

Kevin's Word, no one else, never.

Me: Indeed.
You: Oh really now?

by Kevin June 12, 2004

Piera

Piera is a word that can be used for many different things.

Oh, don't be such a Piera.

Don't make me go Piera on your ass.

Did you go to the Piera school of management?

by Kevin December 12, 2003

zap

a word used by skater kids to define when they think a person is gay. They will often tell the "gay-ee" that they want to write zap on their arm has a right of passage into their 'group'. However, once other skater kids sees the ZAP written on the arm, they are rude to the kid.

Dave was a nice non-gay young man, but Andy thought to himself "Man, that guy is one nasty fag!" and Andy tricked Dave into letting Andy write ZAP on his forearm. Then Dave was teased.

by Kevin February 9, 2005