hfs

Short for Holy Fucking Shit.

HFS! You landed a Mctwist!

by Kevin March 31, 2005

Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

by Kevin December 12, 2004

SFW

SFW (adj): An acronym meaning "sexy in a friend way."

Peter: Hello, Joan.
Joan: Hey!
Peter: I think that you're very SFW, Joan.
Joan: Why thank you. You're quite SFW yourself.

by Kevin March 18, 2005

piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that

Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!

by Kevin February 04, 2004

dilltweeze

moron, having no common sense, a dumbass.

What a dilltweeze! She cheated on him, and he took her back!

by Kevin March 03, 2005

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 05, 2003

bk

Burger King-Have it your way

Thanks for choosing BK proceed to the next window.

by Kevin February 24, 2005