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Definitions by Kevin

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp 

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .
Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.
The sexiest kid ever. Sexier than Huan.
Damn vir3x is so fucking sexy! I want to fuck him right now.
vir3x by Kevin November 4, 2003
Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis
Yo, wanna give me a B.J.
B.J by kevin November 1, 2003
The man, the dawg of the crew. The one that ever one wants to be.
Yo, 9er sup.
9er by kevin November 1, 2003
a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!
poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!
towny by kevin October 30, 2003

Comedy Mixers 

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.
A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.
Comedy Mixers by Kevin October 28, 2003
That guy looks like a XaK.

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Monkey by Kevin October 28, 2003