Yield

Averting eye contact to the ground in the last few seconds before you walk past someone. Then as you're passing them you look up again. Something we all do because we've become such a wimpy species.

A fun game played with an innocent passerby, that can be used to intimidate any and all who dare challenge your mighty gaze, bringing out the bitch in them.
Person A: <walking north>
Person B: <walking south>

Person A: <yields eye contact>
Person B: <watching out the corner of eyes>

Person A: <eyes back to the front as they pass>
Person B: <feels like a Pimp cause that ho put her eyes to the curb real proper-like or else she would of been out of pocket>
by KetchupVSKatsup June 02, 2012
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Floaty

Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.
<Kev spots a floaty in the pink lemonade he's been sipping>

Kev:(sigh).....fuck.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
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Jaw Meat

The stuff you bite off on accident. Usually when your eating too fast, or chewing gum, or just not paying attention. After which you spend the whole day licking the inside of your mouth because some how you think it will make it heal quicker.
Los: *scarfing roast beef Ramen* ...ouch!

Kev: Jaw meat, again. Fuckin rookie.
by KetchupVSKatsup December 30, 2011
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Spoon Dance

Inevitably using your spoon to submerge fresh crunchy cereal in milk, because some how it makes it taste better.
<Kev's bowl is overflowing with Frosted Flakes so he must do the spoon dance carefully>
by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
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.copm

Something you type, instead of .com, in moments of paranoia and pervertedness.
::youporn.copm (CTRL+A)
::youporn.copm (CTRL+A)
::youporn.com (yay)
by KetchupVSKatsup December 30, 2011
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LAMP

Acronym for "laughing at my phone".

Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.
<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet>

Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH

Los: What's funny..?

Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
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Rogue Lash

An eye lash that kamikazes into your food. Instant appetite killer. Unavoidable and always when you least expect it.
Kev clothslined the waiter because he found a rogue lash in his cobb salad.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
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