Kenneth's definitions

Snade

A type of illness; usually characterized by sweaty palms and a lot of diahhrea.

Dude, you have such a bad snade right now.

by Kenneth May 5, 2004

Kack

cock
from the pikey dialect

a nice big kack

by kenneth February 20, 2004

crackafro

a white person hairstyle where they have lots of hair but cant get an afro like black people

That skater kid has a crackafro

by Kenneth December 10, 2004

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

duc

"Duc" is a name given to sexy hunks of beef all around the world. Often called "You sexy thing".

This was not written by someone named Duc. Obviously.

This is the true meaning of the word "Duc". Everything else is fake and can go fuck themselves.

OH, look at that sexy guy! It's Duc!

by Kenneth March 27, 2005

american idol

Possibly the biggest television show of all time. A love it or hate it reality show showcasing fresh undiscovered talent amidst brutal competition. A successfully phenomenal television show bombarding TV ratings, record sales, and phone networks. Its formula has taken it to 22 different countries, defining itself as an enormous achievement ever in television history.

Survivor: The Musical.

by Kenneth January 17, 2004

fonch

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

by Kenneth March 18, 2003