Kenneth's definitions

Snade

A type of illness; usually characterized by sweaty palms and a lot of diahhrea.

Dude, you have such a bad snade right now.

by Kenneth May 5, 2004

Kack

cock
from the pikey dialect

a nice big kack

by kenneth February 20, 2004

fonch

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

by Kenneth March 18, 2003

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

crackafro

a white person hairstyle where they have lots of hair but cant get an afro like black people

That skater kid has a crackafro

by Kenneth December 10, 2004

Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)

1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...

by Kenneth July 29, 2004

american idol

Possibly the biggest television show of all time. A love it or hate it reality show showcasing fresh undiscovered talent amidst brutal competition. A successfully phenomenal television show bombarding TV ratings, record sales, and phone networks. Its formula has taken it to 22 different countries, defining itself as an enormous achievement ever in television history.

Survivor: The Musical.

by Kenneth January 17, 2004