Chernobylesque

/chyuh-NOB-uhl-ESSK/

1. The state of something being strange, abnormal or mutated to the point of resembling the environmental mutations that were a consequence of the Chernobyl radiological disaster.
2. Denoting something as unusually irregular in regard to it being contrary to its natural or standard genetic form. For example a peculiarly looking vegetable; a striking multi-coloured blossom tree which has been artificially grafted by horticulturists in an attempt to make it aesthetically “better”; a fruit tree which produces more than one breed of the same fruit as a result of being grafted in this way.
1. My! That misshapen potato is strange looking . . .
it’s somewhat Chernobylesque.
2. I feel the resulting genetically modified sheep were rather Chernobylesque.
3. A ginger haired person of oriental ethnicity you say? That’s quite Chernobylesque.
by Kendal Boy March 06, 2008
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Finasteride

A drug more commonly becoming prescribed for the treatment of male pattern-baldness. It is sold under the brand names Proscar and Propecia. It has been clinically proven as being more effective than minoxidil – another men’s hair-loss drug.
I here finasteride could help treat my male pattern-baldness.
by Kendal Boy March 08, 2008
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Proscar

A cheaper brand version of the drug Propecia. A Proscar tablet is usually cut into quarters, each quarter having the same medicinal effect as a Propecia tablet . . . thus the process is cheaper.

Both Propecia and Proscar are brand names of the drug finasteride. Proscar was originally made for disorders of the prostate however.
You can get four times as much Propecia from a Proscar by quarter cutting it.
by Kendal Boy March 08, 2008
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nostril drugs

Any substances which are insufflated (snorted into the nose cavity), usually recreational drugs such as cocaine and amphetamines.
I sometimes smoke cannabis and sniff poppers now and then, but I never do nostril drugs.
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zoocide

/zo(go)-O(hot)-side = zo-O-side/

When considered ethically grave, the intentional killing of an animal.

(from Greek for animal- and Latin for -kill)
You killed that sheep for fun? That’s zoocide!
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Prozac centred psychiatry

The doctrine within medical practitioner circles of over prescribing the drug Prozac as an easy cure-for-all alternative to traditional more time-consuming and expensive methods of psychiatry. This practice is of benefit to the Healthcare profession but compromises the patient.
Instead of suggesting psychotherapy, the doctor gave me the usual degree of Prozac centred psychiatry I was expecting.
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spasmgasm

An involuntary bodily spasm resembling the pleasant sensation of an orgasm in another part of the body that would not usually experience orgasm.

adjectival derivatives:

spasmgasmic
spasmgasmical
spasmicgasmic
spasmicalgasmical
I am having a spasmgasm in my neck!
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