Definitions by Ken R.

grannie 

n. an old human female that tends to get ran-over by steam-rollers or eaten by wolves like small children do.

sumbuddy: i plays lil red reyden hud toodae.
guy: A cannible ate your grannie.

grannie by Ken R. November 23, 2004

Web Comic 

n. A comic that is on the internet and that you can read it and it's funny, but sometimes it's not because it's serious or somtimes it's just stupid.

Sumbuddy: Hey guy, did you read ze web comic toodae? It was all the funny!
Guy: No, I did not read the web comic today, my mom was dying of cancer.

Web Comic by Ken R. November 22, 2004

steam-roller 

n. something that crushes bikes, cats, small children, and grannies.

Sumbody: what happen tu yar kitty cat?
Guy: it got crushed by the steamroller.

steam-roller by Ken R. November 22, 2004

Him 

pn. pronoun that refers to a male.

Sumbuddy: wy iz dis red stuf al over me sirt?
Guy: You were stabbed by him in the chest.

Him by Ken R. November 22, 2004

crush 

v. the process by which people are killed when thrown beneath a steam-roller or other placed in between two solid surfaces with force being applied toward them that the body cannot withstand.

Sumbuddy: Hey, hao es your familie?
Guy: They got crushed by a bus and died.
Sumbuddy: Daz so sad...wanna get iscreem?

crush by Ken R. November 22, 2004