Ken R.'s definitions

Him

pn. pronoun that refers to a male.

Sumbuddy: wy iz dis red stuf al over me sirt?
Guy: You were stabbed by him in the chest.

by Ken R. November 22, 2004

Web Comic

n. A comic that is on the internet and that you can read it and it's funny, but sometimes it's not because it's serious or somtimes it's just stupid.

Sumbuddy: Hey guy, did you read ze web comic toodae? It was all the funny!
Guy: No, I did not read the web comic today, my mom was dying of cancer.

by Ken R. November 22, 2004

crush

v. the process by which people are killed when thrown beneath a steam-roller or other placed in between two solid surfaces with force being applied toward them that the body cannot withstand.

Sumbuddy: Hey, hao es your familie?
Guy: They got crushed by a bus and died.
Sumbuddy: Daz so sad...wanna get iscreem?

by Ken R. November 22, 2004

grannie

n. an old human female that tends to get ran-over by steam-rollers or eaten by wolves like small children do.

sumbuddy: i plays lil red reyden hud toodae.
guy: A cannible ate your grannie.

by Ken R. November 23, 2004

steam-roller

n. something that crushes bikes, cats, small children, and grannies.

Sumbody: what happen tu yar kitty cat?
Guy: it got crushed by the steamroller.

by Ken R. November 22, 2004