Definitions by Ken

Seva 

A jacked Russian

As long as you never work-out, and you drink a lot of vodka, then you will become a Seva

Seva by Ken October 14, 2003

direct lard injection 

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

direct lard injection by Ken September 11, 2003

all over it 

" Have it covered " or Have the situation totally under control

"Man that was a great game of b-ball" " yeah, you were all over it"

all over it by KEN July 27, 2003

pipper 

Happy, in a good mood. Combination of "Perky" and "Chipper"

I'm feeling pipper now that you're here

pipper by Ken May 21, 2003

funny

1. haha
2. strange

1. person 1: ouch
person 2: haha!
2. that's funny, i could have sworn there was something in my pants

funny by ken May 7, 2003

laughter 

1.the process of laughing; also see giggle and laugh.

The laughter grew as jimmy was pantsed

laughter by ken May 7, 2003

maybe 

synonym to yes

Girl: did you cheat on me?
guy: maybe...

maybe by Ken April 30, 2003