Pick & Poke

The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.

I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011

Man Panties

A word used to shame boyfriends, husbands and sons into picking up their underwear and placing it in the laundry rather than leaving it on the floor. Also used to tease teenagers into hiking up their drawers to avoid showing their man panties to the world. It is generally highly offensive to those who are targeted -- which is really the point.

Please pick up your man panties from the bathroom floor before I run them up the flagpole for all to see.

Please pull up your pants so that we are not all treated to a study of your man panties.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009

Chaterone

A cat who interposes between you and your significant other in bed to enforce the “daylight between” rule. Inspired by chat - french for cat.

We tried to snuggle in bed this morning, but the chaterone prevented it.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

polychinistic

Possessing multiple chins

After Alex counted Dad's chins, Dad declared himself polychinistic.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

polygiknittous

The practice of knitting many projects at the same time.

I have four different pairs of socks on the needles right now as well as a sweater and a hat. Just so you know, I am polygiknittous.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 12, 2013

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

Man Purse

An alternative name for briefcase. So called because so many men don't leave home without it. If you carry it everywhere rather than simply to the office and back home, it is not a briefcase but rather a man purse.

Sam could not stop himself from bringing his man purse on vacation.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009