Kelly-TBCRI's definitions

Pick & Poke

The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.

I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011

twat licking shit fuck

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.

Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

by Kelly-TBCRI October 26, 2017

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

polychinistic

Possessing multiple chins

After Alex counted Dad's chins, Dad declared himself polychinistic.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

Car Sodomy

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.

Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017

procrastiknitting

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.

I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016

australian cleavage

butt cleavage - cleavage from the land down under

People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage

by Kelly-TBCRI December 3, 2010