Definitions by Kelly

nymphomaniac 

mainly females; never satisfied even after the greatest shag marrathon ever they are still gagging for it.

man: goodnight baby that was so good
nympho: excuse me? goodnight? wtf happened to round two?

nymphomaniac by kelly January 7, 2005

Basil Brush 

Fox puppet which became a household name after the Basil Brush Show was launched in the late 60s. Famous for his trademark laugh, which is probably one of the most irritating sounds known to man.
The show has recently returned, but with a new puppet and voice.

The new Basil is infinitely more fat and camp.

"Basil Brush. He goes 'HA HA HA BOOM BOOM.'"

"Basil Brush? Who the fox hat?"

Basil Brush by Kelly December 30, 2004

lmmao 

Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off

A: You're gay
B: LMMAO

lmmao by Kelly December 30, 2004

Razorlight

"Indie" band originating in England, fronted by British self-proclaimed "musical genius", and general twat, Johnny Bellend.

See also razorshite.

"Razorlight's album is crap, the worst this year."

"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."

"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."

Razorlight by Kelly December 23, 2004

arsed 

The verb "arsed"
Synonym: bothered

"I couldn't be arsed."

"He wasn't arsed."

An example of how this is used in conversation:
"What do you want for tea?"
"I don't know, I'm not arsed."

arsed by Kelly December 22, 2004

knobhead 

Used to refer to or insult a foolish person.

See also: dickhead

"He's such a knobhead."

"You absolute knobhead."

knobhead by Kelly December 22, 2004

crock of shite 

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.

"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."

crock of shite by Kelly December 22, 2004