Keith Hubbell's definitions

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

sodomate

spouse in homosexual marriage

Nathan is Jason's sodomate

by keith hubbell September 19, 2006

Keystone Copter

A law enforcement or Police helicopter

The crowd at the outdoor concert was illuminated by the spotlight from the Keystone Copter as other deputies approached by car.

by Keith Hubbell December 7, 2006

Stay the corpse

variation of "stay the course" Refusing to deviate from a failed policy.

Even though the situation has degenerated into a full blown civil war, the President insists we must stay the corpse in Iraq.

by keith hubbell November 10, 2008

park your buick

to vomit in the street

If you drink too much cheap wine you will park your buick later.

by keith hubbell November 14, 2005