D12

The Dirty Dozen...not because there are 12 people but because there are six people all with split personalities:

Eminem and Slim Shady
Proof and Derty Harry
Bizaare and Peter S. Bizaare
Mister Denaun Porter and Kon Artis
Swift and Swifty McVay
Rondell Beene and Kuniva
D12's CD, Devil's Night, is one of the funniest on the planet.
by Keith November 04, 2003
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Hudson Falls

I went to Hudson Falls as a religious virgin and came out as a dirty ho.
by keith January 17, 2004
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New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah
Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::
by Keith December 02, 2003
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get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette
Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude
by keith August 09, 2003
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banana hammock

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."
by Keith November 30, 2003
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Ashtray

The University at Albany, in Albany, NY
I went home for the weekend, but I'm back in the Ashtray now
by Keith October 19, 2004
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Fonterbush

An uncommon flora species located only in south central New York State
Your Fonterbush is blooming nicely
by Keith March 15, 2005
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