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Danza Slap

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face
I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap
by Keith June 19, 2004
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Cowboy Bebop

An amazing animated show from Japan. You can't really call it anime.....'cause it's good.
I was amazed when I watched a whole Japanese show and none of the characters changed shape and got all gay and round. I've seen two episodes and I'm addicted to Cowboy Bebop.
by Keith September 22, 2005
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pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.
The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.
by Keith March 3, 2005
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Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc
"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."
by Keith August 4, 2004
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Zippz0r

Damn You Zippz0r Why do u have to jump so freaking high
by Keith September 15, 2003
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Crebo- Crapsaw

The slimy underbelly of a small tree dweller known as Cathy.
A crud covered toadstool found in South Africa.(origin:Ripe bananas for everyone.)
Look at that disgusting Crebo-Crapsaw.
by Keith March 15, 2005
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Gave

1) Past tense of give

2) Past tense of committing a violent act on a person of weaker stature, or on a nation with a much weaker military, see also conservative

3) Past tense of releasing oneself from virginity, through the act of coitus, when followed with the words "it up"
1) "I gave that guy a crisp new twenty, and all I got were these lousy cheetos!"

2) "Man, I really gave it to that blind crippled kid, Gimme Five!"
"Man, we really gave it to those damned A-Rabs in Iraqirabia! Yeehaw, George Dubya for another fifty years!"

3) "That ditsy-ass cheerleader Susie gave it up to the whole football team, then the lacrosse team, then had her stomach pumped, then I gave it to her good!"
by Keith February 9, 2004
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