mufucka

used by those who sound like they have a load of shit in their mouths. Usually black people who talk like ass.
Whassup mufucka. Where is my momma be?
by Keith March 25, 2005
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Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer
Jim is such an asshammer.
by keith June 03, 2003
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100 peso's

Would you like to see my 100 peso's?
by keith October 11, 2003
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Butter Cup

The act of farting into one's "cupped" hand, then ushering the captured fart into an unsuspecting victims face, thus causing him to inhale your butt fumes. Optimal conditions occur when victims mouth is open.
John was doing his math homework when suddenly he was inhaling fart from the butter cup Tom had just unleashed on him.
by Keith January 17, 2003
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banana hammock

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."
by Keith November 30, 2003
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Hudson Falls

I went to Hudson Falls as a religious virgin and came out as a dirty ho.
by keith January 17, 2004
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birkenjock

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.
"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"
by Keith April 07, 2005
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