Keith's definitions

Juniper Green

Some stupid guy i know made it up instead of saying jumper, he thinks its rhyming slang!!

"It's cold, where's my juniper green?"

by Keith August 12, 2004

juanson

slang, referring to the male genitalia
synonmous with jhonson

That man just kicked me in the juanson.

by Keith August 23, 2004

whenner

synonomous with weiner
referring to a mans juanson

The mans girlfriend worked real hard on his whenner.

by Keith August 23, 2004

sheowmsain

loosely translated it means do you know what i'm sayin'
a proclamtion
to be correct

i told you that was going to happen sheowmsain

by Keith August 23, 2004

helkholesh

is meat on stick

-best served with crab juice, or mountain dew.

We do not sell hot dogs, only helkholesh.

by Keith August 23, 2004

el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.

I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.

by Keith August 23, 2004

fit

In North Carolina Mountains its a fight between two men

Jethro and Rufus fit till neither could stand.

by Keith May 13, 2005