Definitions by Keifermail
wikiwash
The day after Ruthie said Barack Obama was Osama Bin Laden's first cousin, she pulled it up on Wikipedia and proved that she had read it. We all knew that she went home and wikiwashed the Barack Obama profile.
wikiwash by keifermail August 23, 2008
drug seeker
n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.
"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."
drug seeker by keifermail August 23, 2008
DSP
Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.
"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."
DSP by keifermail August 22, 2008
CTJM
Acronym- Come to Jesus Moment! Usually an unexpected and over exciting life cahnging experience similar to watching your dog get run over or seeing your girlfriend kiss another guy.
"I bit into that habernero and had a CTJM."
CTJM by keifermail August 22, 2008
Whale Potential
A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.
"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."
Whale Potential by keifermail August 22, 2008
Percocet Whore
n. A person (not always a female) who has become so addicted to percocet that they will have sex for Percocets when none are available. The irony being that a percocet is generally sold for less than one minimum wage hour and if you offered the same person the cash instead of the pill they would retort, "I ain't no cheap whore. If you want to pay someone $5 for a blow job go find a crack whore."
"Man, Courtney is such a percocet whore. I told her I had three pills and she came over and fucked my brains out. I only gave her two pills. If you want some of that just call her up and tell her you got some Percs."
Percocet Whore by keifermail August 22, 2008
two backed beast
N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.
"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."
William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
two backed beast by keifermail August 22, 2008