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Definitions by Keegster

McDonalds 

McDonalds is terrible.
McDonalds by Keegster April 24, 2003
A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
dead by Keegster April 24, 2003

birdhouse 

A small house that feeds birds. Put one in your soul
Make a little birdhouse in your soul...
birdhouse by Keegster April 24, 2003
A place that exists for the single purpose of hosting a birdhouse for the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch to live in. Also, the part of your body that lives on after you die.
Soul by Keegster April 24, 2003
Absolutely, beyond a doubt, no questions asked, the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME EVER CREATED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! Anyone who hates Zelda sucks at life completely.
Have you played the new Zelda yet? It ROCKS!
zelda by Keegster April 23, 2003