pepsi

The worst excuse for a soda on the face of the earth. Coca-cola, commonly known as coke, is much better.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

darkness

For some people, light.

Darkness is your light.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

zelda

Absolutely, beyond a doubt, no questions asked, the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME EVER CREATED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! Anyone who hates Zelda sucks at life completely.

Have you played the new Zelda yet? It ROCKS!

by Keegster April 24, 2003

Soul

A place that exists for the single purpose of hosting a birdhouse for the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch to live in. Also, the part of your body that lives on after you die.

Make a little birdhouse in your soul...

by Keegster April 25, 2003

oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.

Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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More Oxymorons at www.oxymoronlist.com

by Keegster June 12, 2003