oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.

Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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by Keegster June 12, 2003

birdhouse

A small house that feeds birds. Put one in your soul

Make a little birdhouse in your soul...

by Keegster April 24, 2003

dead

A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

zelda

Absolutely, beyond a doubt, no questions asked, the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME EVER CREATED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! Anyone who hates Zelda sucks at life completely.

Have you played the new Zelda yet? It ROCKS!

by Keegster April 23, 2003

darkness

For some people, light.

Darkness is your light.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

coca-cola

Better than Pepsi.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

pepsi

The worst excuse for a soda on the face of the earth. Coca-cola, commonly known as coke, is much better.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

by Keegster April 28, 2003