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Indian savory pastries filled with curry, generally potato curry. Quite possibly the most perfect things ever created by humankind, they are a treat for all occasions and a cure for all ills. Well, except violent gastrointestinal upset due to overconsumption, and we won't do that again now will we? Needless to say, they're radtastic.
by Kayl April 9, 2008
Get the samosa mug.What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....
Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.
Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?
Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.
Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?
Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
by Kayl June 12, 2008
Get the sprained brain mug.Remember that old commercial for the Clapper? "Clap on, clap off, clap on clap off...The Clapper."
A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Mike? He thinks he has the clap.
Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
by Kayl February 11, 2010
Get the Pantser mug.1. All that is fail, or that could be descibed as such.
2. A cake eaten by those that fail.
3. A urinal cake.
2. A cake eaten by those that fail.
3. A urinal cake.
by Kayl February 22, 2009
Get the failcake mug.1. A colony of <elves> that live on Mt. Lemmon, north of Tucson, AZ. Can only be seen when severly stoned or just very strange.
2. An idiotic inside joke.
2. An idiotic inside joke.
1. "Dude, I saw an Elf on Mt. Lemmon!"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."
"Oh, so you must be very strange."
2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"
"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."
"Oh, so you must be very strange."
2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"
"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."
by Kayl October 3, 2007
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Get the Supersize Me mug.A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.
1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*
by Kayl April 22, 2008
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